I have two stories to tell today...
1. When I was 10 I was an indoor speedskater (well, I started at 6 and ended at 16 but this is a story about the year of 10) I was really good at it, the top girl in my age bracket. One day we were having a race at practice and this girl tangled her front wheel into my back wheel on purpose to make me fall. This is speed skating so I was going hella fast... and I fell and shattered my tail bone all because of this little cunt. So today... I was watching Penn and Teller's BULLSHIT! and the girl that tripped me was on TV! And they were making fun of her! It made me sooooooo happy. Her name was even in the credits! Stupid Cunt! ahahahahaha!
2) Last night on the Discovery channel (yes I did say discovery... I'm a geek. It's cool!) there was this program on a dam building project in Iceland and everytime they said dam, I would say, "Well, I'll be damned" my boyfriend wanted to kill me a little. It was good fun.
I love kool-aid.
1. When I was 10 I was an indoor speedskater (well, I started at 6 and ended at 16 but this is a story about the year of 10) I was really good at it, the top girl in my age bracket. One day we were having a race at practice and this girl tangled her front wheel into my back wheel on purpose to make me fall. This is speed skating so I was going hella fast... and I fell and shattered my tail bone all because of this little cunt. So today... I was watching Penn and Teller's BULLSHIT! and the girl that tripped me was on TV! And they were making fun of her! It made me sooooooo happy. Her name was even in the credits! Stupid Cunt! ahahahahaha!
2) Last night on the Discovery channel (yes I did say discovery... I'm a geek. It's cool!) there was this program on a dam building project in Iceland and everytime they said dam, I would say, "Well, I'll be damned" my boyfriend wanted to kill me a little. It was good fun.
I love kool-aid.