Omg,My old work turns people into dykes! 
Okay,so last night I was out with some of my gfs from my previous work.
Just out to a few places for a couple of drinks,
where we find another of our coworkers.
This butchy bitch dyke chick,who we just found out was a dyke,becuz last week she was hardcore hitting on my cutest ex-coworker Leanna haha.
So,we try and avoid her,but she like totally picked up on the hottie scent that Leanna must put out and found us.
So,Leanna was like oh fuck!!OH FUCK!
So,Christine(another wicked gfs of mine of previous work)begins to fake hit on Leanna so that Crazy Dyke chick would leave Leanna alone and maybe think they are together but it didn't work.The fake hitting on Leanna like turned on our Crazy Dyke or something,so she got more persistent to Leanna.
It was horrible,Long story short,Everyone was fucking pissed but me,I was totally sober,we had a killer time dancing and making fun of each other,Leanna announced that she loves everyone,especially me and that she's now a dyke lol,she says it's Gfr Skanky dyke time every weekend now lol and Leanna's Twin sister,tried to kiss me and told my ex bf while I was on that phone with him,that she was fucking me and that he could watch haha oh ya and Leanna tried to play with my breasts but I was all um Leanna you should sit down,I totally am wondering how she is today lol.
There was one shitty part of the night though,I fucking got the end of a pool stick slammed into my eye.
It still hurts a bit boo urns lol
Anywhoo,I'm super tired and got to go out but I'll be posting soon (like anyone really cares lol,I get like no comments)
toodles
Love you all
Love from me
Okay,so last night I was out with some of my gfs from my previous work.
Just out to a few places for a couple of drinks,
where we find another of our coworkers.
This butchy bitch dyke chick,who we just found out was a dyke,becuz last week she was hardcore hitting on my cutest ex-coworker Leanna haha.
So,we try and avoid her,but she like totally picked up on the hottie scent that Leanna must put out and found us.
So,Leanna was like oh fuck!!OH FUCK!
So,Christine(another wicked gfs of mine of previous work)begins to fake hit on Leanna so that Crazy Dyke chick would leave Leanna alone and maybe think they are together but it didn't work.The fake hitting on Leanna like turned on our Crazy Dyke or something,so she got more persistent to Leanna.
It was horrible,Long story short,Everyone was fucking pissed but me,I was totally sober,we had a killer time dancing and making fun of each other,Leanna announced that she loves everyone,especially me and that she's now a dyke lol,she says it's Gfr Skanky dyke time every weekend now lol and Leanna's Twin sister,tried to kiss me and told my ex bf while I was on that phone with him,that she was fucking me and that he could watch haha oh ya and Leanna tried to play with my breasts but I was all um Leanna you should sit down,I totally am wondering how she is today lol.
There was one shitty part of the night though,I fucking got the end of a pool stick slammed into my eye.
It still hurts a bit boo urns lol
Anywhoo,I'm super tired and got to go out but I'll be posting soon (like anyone really cares lol,I get like no comments)
toodles
Love you all
Love from me