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so there are photos of pete wentz' (fall out boy) penis on the internet... which i have now had the joy of seeing...




let the masturbation commence....... now!

itssssss my birthday. 19 whole years. wow. the time sure flies!


noteable birthday gifts: incense, family guy uno, and the special edition sex and the city box set

I GOT ACCEPTED TO BE A SUICIDE GIRL!!!!!



say hello to rissa suicide <3333

i hate men with every ounce of my being. i think at this point i might as well fuck being bi and go full on lesbian.


seriously, i am just cursed when it comes to relationships with men. i'm not meant to have them.


whatever. im tripping right now, so its all good.

1. HAVE YOU GOTTEN LAID IN 2006?
yeppers

2. EVER HAD SEX IN A PUBLIC PLACE?
yes, in a bathroom in a dorm bathroom during a party where everyone could hear us. thats how i lost my virginity actually

3. EVER LAUGH DURING SEX? IF SO WHY?
once when we were doing it doggie watchingfamily guy

4. EVER CRY DURING SEX? IF SO WHY?
once,...
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this weeks shits and giggles:

shits: this cold weather, no money, class, being single, commuting to work

giggles: cigarettes, chocolate milk, masturbating, cupcakes, pot, my film class

1. As *nsync would say, God must have spent a little more time on you. What, exactly, did God spend more time on?

I don't believe in god... or nysnc.

2. If you had to start your own war against something, what would it be and why? Also, what would the protestors do in protest, to show they think your war is evil?

ignorance. it...
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i am going to see belle and sebastian live.



excuse me while i have multiple orgasms.


in the mean time, im going to make waffles!

so... things with the boy didn't quite work out as planned. still currently single, blah.


although i hooked up with a girl last night


time to get to work. people need their coffee!!


and ps - parrott bay needs to be consumed in moderation.

so i guess i kind of forgot how much work is involed with college over the past month.


shits: the v key on my keyboard is a bitch, my apartment is hot, im broke, college is a drag

giggles: i went running, spongebob is on, i like a boy, im getting my tongue pierced in a week