pinkily

Dude, I am so aggravated right now. Apparently, last Monday, someone turned in my license plate # and description of my car to the State Highway Patrol saying that I rear ended them and fled the scene. ??? WTF??? So this trooper has been calling our house--he called and talked to my sister Monday, and she thought it was her that was reported...no, it was me, we just figured out today that he said "Deborah" on the message he left on our answering machine. So now I'm like who the fuck would have my license plate # and shit?? I'm gonna guess some white trash asshole that works at Eastgate mall just randomly picked out my car and license # to turn in. ?? So he needs to come look at my car sometime here like Thurs. or Fri. to see if I actually did hit anyone/anything. Pray for my driving, if you have a chance, please, so that I don't hit anything between now and then. Cause I will be PISSED!