Id write about how I almost got arrested sat. night,( or should I say sun. morning.) at my sisters M.S. benefit party. But, its really not that interesting. Drunk assholes, guns, & pigs. Whats new?
Whyyyy don't I have a beer!?! and whyyy is my dog wearing cloths!?...jo-ann!
What is new to me is this inside out pizza I had tonight. For those who have never had the opportunity to try this disgustingly, vulgar, sloppy, grease mess. You may consider yourself lucky, that you have not bothered to spend your $3.54. Yes please, give me 10 extra lbs immediately! Its like doing heroin for the first time. Awesome at first, followed by feeling low and disgusted yet you have a feeling youll be back.
Grease seeping through the paper. Its not right, its not pizza, but its one delicious morsel! Imagine funnel cake batter stuffed with cheese and what ever else you want in side, then deep fried. No! get it away!make it stop! Why did I have to stumble upon this place.Why do I have to live so close!?!
Whyyyy don't I have a beer!?! and whyyy is my dog wearing cloths!?...jo-ann!
What is new to me is this inside out pizza I had tonight. For those who have never had the opportunity to try this disgustingly, vulgar, sloppy, grease mess. You may consider yourself lucky, that you have not bothered to spend your $3.54. Yes please, give me 10 extra lbs immediately! Its like doing heroin for the first time. Awesome at first, followed by feeling low and disgusted yet you have a feeling youll be back.
Grease seeping through the paper. Its not right, its not pizza, but its one delicious morsel! Imagine funnel cake batter stuffed with cheese and what ever else you want in side, then deep fried. No! get it away!make it stop! Why did I have to stumble upon this place.Why do I have to live so close!?!
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array:
almost got arrested sounds like an interesting story to me - but maybe i'm crazy
viggenvay:
Where have you disappeared to?