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I go to the Bourgious Pig this evening with my friend Milissa who has never been there. I make eye contact with this really cute girl. It so happens this girl is sitting at a table with 7 other people and they are in a heated discussion about something. Milissa thought I should go up to her and say hello. I didn't though. What...
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I go to the Bourgious Pig this evening with my friend Milissa who has never been there. I make eye contact with this really cute girl. It so happens this girl is sitting at a table with 7 other people and they are in a heated discussion about something. Milissa thought I should go up to her and say hello. I didn't though. What...
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My CD burner is my bestest friend that doesn't breathe.
That and last night Frank was throwing litter across the room from the litter box.
Mmm hmm
That and last night Frank was throwing litter across the room from the litter box.
Mmm hmm
hardluck5413:
Cat litter is a lot easier to clean than cat vomit. My cat eats too fast and throws all of the food up almost everytime she eats. It's so annoying.
pinhead66:
Maybe you should try limiting the amount of food your cat eats. That or you might be feeding her the wrong kind. There's food out there that lowers the tendency for hairballs and such.
I had a cat that threw up after every meal and we found out it was because he just ate too fucking much.
I had a cat that threw up after every meal and we found out it was because he just ate too fucking much.
WellI am sitting in the living room right now and the cat is finally brave enough to be in here. I have decided that Biggie shouldn't be his name and since his eyes remind my friend Brenda of Frank Sinatra, I am calling him Frank.
I saw Sarah today but not for long. We saw The Hot Chick, which I ended up paying for because...
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I saw Sarah today but not for long. We saw The Hot Chick, which I ended up paying for because...
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hollywoodrocks:
naw man.. I was out of town and didn't get to see Jane's play. How bout you?
pinhead66:
No I didn't. I was at a party right down the street from there.
My ex went though. She wants to have sex with Perry. I don't understand that. But whatever. heheh
My ex went though. She wants to have sex with Perry. I don't understand that. But whatever. heheh
Saturday it's the Saturday it's the Saturday it's the Saturday!
Ok...so that was a little snippet of De La Soul for all y'all.
Today I am supposed to see Sarah, the ex. She has a bad cold but wants to hang out and wants to meet my cat. Maybe we'll go to the mall or something. I don't know.
I have been having this feeling...
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Ok...so that was a little snippet of De La Soul for all y'all.
Today I am supposed to see Sarah, the ex. She has a bad cold but wants to hang out and wants to meet my cat. Maybe we'll go to the mall or something. I don't know.
I have been having this feeling...
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christopher:
Be wary of those feelings man. They signal earthquakes, volcanos, and ex-girlfriends attempting carnal embrace.
warning...the following is a stream of conscious braingasm:
crack me open like a melon and bathe in my seed. i want to eat chicken in the middle of a tornado and watch the bones fly up into the sky. there is big flavor coming your way with the shrapnel of my hover craft. the gas tank says i'm on empty and that explains the smell...
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crack me open like a melon and bathe in my seed. i want to eat chicken in the middle of a tornado and watch the bones fly up into the sky. there is big flavor coming your way with the shrapnel of my hover craft. the gas tank says i'm on empty and that explains the smell...
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bettietwoguns:
yeah . . .
melissa2:
Not to fret......calling you within the next two hours.......swear!!!!!!
I need a job
I need a job
I need a job
dammit
I woke up too late again today to go to this restaurant that I heard is hiring. Fuck me with a chainsaw.
Anyone know of any places hiring around here anyway?
That's what I get for going to Perversion last night and not getting to sleep until around 4 am.
I need a job
I need a job
dammit
I woke up too late again today to go to this restaurant that I heard is hiring. Fuck me with a chainsaw.
Anyone know of any places hiring around here anyway?
That's what I get for going to Perversion last night and not getting to sleep until around 4 am.
bettietwoguns:
thank you, but i have two photographers already . . . hahahahaha
A few things:
First off...I may be out of line in saying this being that I am male, but The Man Show needs to die. I can't fucking stand Adam Corrola to save my life. Plus he is a prick, I met him in person. Jimmy Kimmel and girls on trampolines are the only thing saving this show.
Second, I rented Legends of Wrestling 2...
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First off...I may be out of line in saying this being that I am male, but The Man Show needs to die. I can't fucking stand Adam Corrola to save my life. Plus he is a prick, I met him in person. Jimmy Kimmel and girls on trampolines are the only thing saving this show.
Second, I rented Legends of Wrestling 2...
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melissa2:
My magic 8 ball says that you will meet me and all will be better...........or maybe it just says "Try again later."
pinhead66:
Damn...those magic 8 balls work? Or are you speaking of 8 ball in reference to drugs?
heh...I'm so uninformed I don't even know which drug an 8 ball would refer to.
heh...I'm so uninformed I don't even know which drug an 8 ball would refer to.
Alas it is the new year
yet they are playing the same songs on the radio!
Yes...I expect change dammit.
I wanted to wake up and not be in Kansas anymore.
Wait a moment....I've never been to Kansas.
Ok...now I want to go to Kansas just so I can say I don't want to be there anymore.
yet they are playing the same songs on the radio!
Yes...I expect change dammit.
I wanted to wake up and not be in Kansas anymore.
Wait a moment....I've never been to Kansas.
Ok...now I want to go to Kansas just so I can say I don't want to be there anymore.
babybeezer:
Happy New Year. Yeah, I woke up this morning feeling exactly the same as I did yesterday. I feel cheated, I want my money back....
Sometime the memories you share with those you love come out of nowhere and smack you in the face.
I got smacked in the face hard today. Damn best of 2002 songs on the radio.
I want to fire bomb all those dealerships that specialize in Sports Utility Vehicles. Better yet, I want to castrate the person who came up with the whole SUV concept....
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I got smacked in the face hard today. Damn best of 2002 songs on the radio.
I want to fire bomb all those dealerships that specialize in Sports Utility Vehicles. Better yet, I want to castrate the person who came up with the whole SUV concept....
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I'm stuck in a haze. You ever just get stuck in a haze? Well I am there.
It looks like it's going to rain.
I get to go eat with mah mommy today. How exciting. I am also going to still look for a job. I pray that the production company calls me to tell me that we will be filming more commercials soon.
I...
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It looks like it's going to rain.
I get to go eat with mah mommy today. How exciting. I am also going to still look for a job. I pray that the production company calls me to tell me that we will be filming more commercials soon.
I...
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