Ok...so after driving home really really late this evening from Irvine in the rain, I stopped at Ralphs to get some things I need for breakfast. It's about 2 am at this time. I'm standing in this aisle looking at bagels when these three little stoner white kids who obviously love Eminem a bit too much...think the white kids who want to be black from "Can't Hardly Wait". Then the one with the upside down raver viser who is holding a box of Cocoa Pebbles and donuts yells to his friend in quick repetition, "Dude...you gotta buy the donut holes! But the donut holes! Buy the donut holes! Dude, you have to buy the fucking donut holes!" So of course I look over. The guy he is talking to is walking with probably 15 cans of whipped cream in his arms and I busted out laughing right in their faces. It was like a scene out of "Half Baked". They looked at me and then they started laughing. The one with the whipped cream looked at me and said "Dude, you like whipped cream? Whippits man! Whippits!". I didn't say anything, I was almost rolling on the floor. I run into the same guys at the checkout. One of the things I was purchasing was my box of Lucky Charms. On their way out, they were all trying to speak with Irish accents saying "They're magically delicious."
I'm not creative enough to make any of that up at this hour of the wee early morning.
Fucking nuts...they couldn't have been older than 18.
I'm not creative enough to make any of that up at this hour of the wee early morning.
Fucking nuts...they couldn't have been older than 18.
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I too would have gotten a good laugh from those boys...actually, I am laughing at the visual you put into my head.