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I had this conversation with the secretary at my work the other day that I thought deemed sharing.

Edith: So you're Jewish?
Aaron: Yep.
Edith: But you still celebrate Christmas right?
Aaron: Nope
Edith: Why?
Aaron: Because I'm Jewish.
Edith: Oh....I've never known a Jewish person before.
Aaron: David downstairs is Jewish. But he's British so I guess that kinda cancels the jewishness out.
Edith:...
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pureblu12225:
oh my...gotta just smile and nod
skinnykeychain:
They make up like 80% of pur population.

Choose the sword and you will join me.
Choose the ball and you join your mother
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Recently got back from Vegas and had an awesome time. Yes, I did indeed go with Sarah. We had this trip planned for a long time and after the bullshit, I was just like fuck it, let's go. It's kind of weird, after all this bullshit went down, I have been happier like a weight was lifted. She has been more honest with everyone which...
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eviltikimonkey:
dude never feel bad for being a good person!!!
odette:
ohhhh mystere!!!!
i so jealous now. grrrrrr mad
i still wub you though kiss
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Wow this weekend so far has been pretty awsome in the fact that I have caught up on alot of sleep and taken advantage of not doing anything for extended amounts of time. But now that I am in this relaxed mood, I need to get myself awake enough to go to Bunker vs Perversion tonight so i can try and dance to some mechanical...
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pinhead66:
good seeing me out? Was I unzipped that whole time??? eeek

Heheh...it was good seeing you too.
odette:
yes i took a long nap today...
hope you had lots of fun!! kiss
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God Bless the Labor Day Weekend! Goddamn I don't want to go back to work after three days of rest, but at least I have three days of rest coming up.

Sad part is that my original plans have been cancelled which makes me sad. It would have been nice to have some female company but oh well.

I've been so stressed that I my...
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tanja:
frown Enjoy your three days of rest.

Sorry, I'm not getting dressed up in just a Speedo and flexing like a bodybuilder anytime soon, but I'll keep you posted. wink
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Monday Monday Monday

I don't want to work but for some weird reason I am not as grumpy as I usually am on Mondays.

Listening to Coldplay while not working even though I should be.

Maybe it's because I made the coffee in the office today which means it's actually drinkable for once.

I'm feeling rather pimpalicious.

What the hell did I put in the...
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odette:
hehehe... pimpalicious

pimp juice....
tanja:
Our boss bought us this fancy espresso machine that foams milk and everything. Everyone loves it, but I still love my own special brews at home...
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My place is a fricken organized disaster. Well I guess that means I need to clean it up in disiasterous organization.

Gah!!! I have no idea what that means.

I got up this morning from having a weird dream about my grandmother and Dane Cook. My grandmother passed away two years ago and I think I was actually crying in my sleep. I'm not sure....
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odette:
San Diego is beautiful and sunny. a little hot but gorgeous wink
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Friday Friday Friday!

I am so fucking happy today is the end of the work week. I don't even want to work today. The secretary is out, so on top of what I am doing, I have to fucking answer the phones. I hate answering the phones...especially when the people don't speak English. That should be interesting.

In other news... Sunday is a certain person's...
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So...Frank has pink eye. I took him to the vet and the hot girl behind the counter started making fun of his weight. Then...I noticed...all the girls who worked there were hot. And then I smelled pee. Frank pissed himself in the carrier. Anyway, I got eyedrops for him and now I am supposed to feed him a different kind of food because they think...
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pinhead66:
maybe it would make me feel better if the hot chicks were the ones who smelled like pee.

Oh..and I tried to give frank his medication this morning at fucking 6 am and he wasn't very cooperative. It would be easier if it were eye drops. It's this ointment shit I gotta put in his eyes three times a day.
skinnykeychain:
you can always make them smell like pee! biggrin
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Don't stick your dick in these holes! tongue
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odette:
wait...... i dont have one
thats a relief biggrin
pinhead66:
heheh I guess you'd need the image of Jack Black singing that in a barn to David Cross to really get the magnitude of that statement.
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Well Heavens to mergatroid, it seems that everyone knows. I was the last to know and it involved me more than any of them.

Thanks to the friend who came forward and supplied me with the information. I am sorry I didn't believe you. Emotions can really fuck a person up.

They say love is blind. What they don't bother telling you is that when...
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lucidapathy:
No sarcasm here, even if it sounds that way... I honestly think things will work out for the best... its just a matter of allowing yourself to move on. Good luck man.
pinhead66:
I know...thanks
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It's weird having an onine journal that your friends read. Because when you want to write something personal...which needs to stay personal...which people write in journals, you have to stop if you don't want your friends talking.

Grrr....oh well.
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pinhead66:
Dude....heheh...if only I could say what I am thinking right now!!! eeek
jovanka:
I wanna....li li li lick you from yo head to yo toes. I wanna mo mo mo move from the bed down to the down to the to the flo. I wanna ah ah, you make it so good I don't wanna leave.

This all sounds pretty good. biggrin
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I feel alot better. smile
skinnykeychain:
umm GOOD! smile
Did you get a hold of the giant asshole?