warning...the following is a stream of conscious braingasm:
crack me open like a melon and bathe in my seed. i want to eat chicken in the middle of a tornado and watch the bones fly up into the sky. there is big flavor coming your way with the shrapnel of my hover craft. the gas tank says i'm on empty and that explains the smell...
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crack me open like a melon and bathe in my seed. i want to eat chicken in the middle of a tornado and watch the bones fly up into the sky. there is big flavor coming your way with the shrapnel of my hover craft. the gas tank says i'm on empty and that explains the smell...
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bettietwoguns:
yeah . . .
melissa2:
Not to fret......calling you within the next two hours.......swear!!!!!!
I need a job
I need a job
I need a job
dammit
I woke up too late again today to go to this restaurant that I heard is hiring. Fuck me with a chainsaw.
Anyone know of any places hiring around here anyway?
That's what I get for going to Perversion last night and not getting to sleep until around 4 am.
I need a job
I need a job
dammit
I woke up too late again today to go to this restaurant that I heard is hiring. Fuck me with a chainsaw.
Anyone know of any places hiring around here anyway?
That's what I get for going to Perversion last night and not getting to sleep until around 4 am.
bettietwoguns:
thank you, but i have two photographers already . . . hahahahaha
A few things:
First off...I may be out of line in saying this being that I am male, but The Man Show needs to die. I can't fucking stand Adam Corrola to save my life. Plus he is a prick, I met him in person. Jimmy Kimmel and girls on trampolines are the only thing saving this show.
Second, I rented Legends of Wrestling 2...
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First off...I may be out of line in saying this being that I am male, but The Man Show needs to die. I can't fucking stand Adam Corrola to save my life. Plus he is a prick, I met him in person. Jimmy Kimmel and girls on trampolines are the only thing saving this show.
Second, I rented Legends of Wrestling 2...
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melissa2:
My magic 8 ball says that you will meet me and all will be better...........or maybe it just says "Try again later."
pinhead66:
Damn...those magic 8 balls work? Or are you speaking of 8 ball in reference to drugs?
heh...I'm so uninformed I don't even know which drug an 8 ball would refer to.
heh...I'm so uninformed I don't even know which drug an 8 ball would refer to.
Alas it is the new year
yet they are playing the same songs on the radio!
Yes...I expect change dammit.
I wanted to wake up and not be in Kansas anymore.
Wait a moment....I've never been to Kansas.
Ok...now I want to go to Kansas just so I can say I don't want to be there anymore.
yet they are playing the same songs on the radio!
Yes...I expect change dammit.
I wanted to wake up and not be in Kansas anymore.
Wait a moment....I've never been to Kansas.
Ok...now I want to go to Kansas just so I can say I don't want to be there anymore.
babybeezer:
Happy New Year. Yeah, I woke up this morning feeling exactly the same as I did yesterday. I feel cheated, I want my money back....
Sometime the memories you share with those you love come out of nowhere and smack you in the face.
I got smacked in the face hard today. Damn best of 2002 songs on the radio.
I want to fire bomb all those dealerships that specialize in Sports Utility Vehicles. Better yet, I want to castrate the person who came up with the whole SUV concept....
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I got smacked in the face hard today. Damn best of 2002 songs on the radio.
I want to fire bomb all those dealerships that specialize in Sports Utility Vehicles. Better yet, I want to castrate the person who came up with the whole SUV concept....
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I'm stuck in a haze. You ever just get stuck in a haze? Well I am there.
It looks like it's going to rain.
I get to go eat with mah mommy today. How exciting. I am also going to still look for a job. I pray that the production company calls me to tell me that we will be filming more commercials soon.
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It looks like it's going to rain.
I get to go eat with mah mommy today. How exciting. I am also going to still look for a job. I pray that the production company calls me to tell me that we will be filming more commercials soon.
I...
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A few highlights of the day:
Cat came out from under the bed only to run back under.
I didnt end up going to work for my roommate.
I watched Lewis Black in standup on Comedy Central. That guy fucking rocks!
Quote of the day:
Brenda while opening her mouth full of food, "Do you like see food?"
Chris, her boyfriend, "Do you like see...
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Cat came out from under the bed only to run back under.
I didnt end up going to work for my roommate.
I watched Lewis Black in standup on Comedy Central. That guy fucking rocks!
Quote of the day:
Brenda while opening her mouth full of food, "Do you like see food?"
Chris, her boyfriend, "Do you like see...
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cyrano:
Comedy Central rocks! 
Insomniac & Trigger Happy TV is where it's at. ;D Have a great New Years!
Insomniac & Trigger Happy TV is where it's at. ;D Have a great New Years!
pinhead66:
Dave Attell is a genius in his own drunken stupors. I wish I was like him. But then again I don't. Hmm...what the hell am I talking about?
So...heh...to change the subject, wann wrassle?
So...heh...to change the subject, wann wrassle?
Gaddzooks look at my big face! Damn. I know I haves myself a big head but this is ridiculous.
So...tomorrow I will be going to the Four Seasons Hotel to work. My roommate works in the flower shop and they are looking for extra help to prepare for The Osbourne's Wedding. Yep, they are reinstating their wedding vows. I get to reflex flowers all day....
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Ok...so...I posted a pic of me finally. But the fucking thing is too damn blurry. I've been trying to fix it. Dammit.
Oh well...I really dont look that blurry and wide.
Oh well...I really dont look that blurry and wide.
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bettietwoguns:
what?
pinhead66:
I was saying I think I fixed my picture on here finally.
By the way, you're perty.
By the way, you're perty.
Ok
Cat came out from under my bed
Kept me awake from 2 am to about 6 am
Jumped from one side of my head to the other
Howling like a bitch
23 pounds of pussy
I'm tired.
mew
Cat came out from under my bed
Kept me awake from 2 am to about 6 am
Jumped from one side of my head to the other
Howling like a bitch
23 pounds of pussy
I'm tired.
mew
bettietwoguns:
did you see the new hell raiser? we watched it last night. not as good as the old ones.
pinhead66:
I actually havent seen the last two that have gone straight to video. I have contemplated renting them. I just dont think they live up to the original book and first two films. I know Kirsty is back in the last one if I'm not mistaken. I don't think they should have made this many. Is it worth renting?
Ok...so cabin fever has gotten to me. I am supposed to meet up with some girl tonight that I met online.
I have always been apprehensive of such things. But, I need to get out. This is driving me bonkers.
I also have decided I am probably going to go back to Starbucks so I can work part time until
I find out whether or...
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I have always been apprehensive of such things. But, I need to get out. This is driving me bonkers.
I also have decided I am probably going to go back to Starbucks so I can work part time until
I find out whether or...
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pinhead66:
I cancelled on her. I made up some dumb excuse. I told her that I still wanted to get together. But there is just something about a girl who looks pretty but has about as masculine of a voice as myself. Am I wrong here?
So I am now waiting for a friend of mine to come over. We may hang out for a bit. I was invited to this place called Mumba. Not sure if I will go.
So I am now waiting for a friend of mine to come over. We may hang out for a bit. I was invited to this place called Mumba. Not sure if I will go.
pinhead66:
I just want you to know, now I have that song "Man-eater" in my head. You know, Hall and Oats. Thanks.
I wake up and it feels like oatmeal
has collected in my chest
Lidless eyes, feeling heavy
Fog in my mind like pea soup in a bowl
Where's the caffeine jump start
when I need to be picked up
Where's the bully
when I need to be picked on
Where's the finger
because my nose needs to be picked
Happy Saturday
has collected in my chest
Lidless eyes, feeling heavy
Fog in my mind like pea soup in a bowl
Where's the caffeine jump start
when I need to be picked up
Where's the bully
when I need to be picked on
Where's the finger
because my nose needs to be picked
Happy Saturday