pinecrest

Christmas Carols For The Psychologically Challenged HOHOHO

> 1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?
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> 2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Queens Disoriented Are
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> 3. Amnesia --- I Don't Know if I'll be Home for Christmas
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> 4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me
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> 5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets
> and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and
> Trees and Fire Hydrants and ...
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> 6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me
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> 7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an
> Open Fir e
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> 8 . Full Personality Disorder-- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry,
> I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell You Why
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> 9. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder ---Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
> Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells! , Jingle Bells, Jingle
> Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells ...
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> 10. Agoraphobia --- I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn't
> Leave My House
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> 11. Senile Dementia --- Walking in a Winter Wonderland Miles From My
> House in My Slippers and Robe
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> 12. Oppositional Defiant Disorder --- I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus
> So I Burned Down the House
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> 13. Social Anxiety Disorder --- Have Yourself a Merry Little
> Christmas while I Sit Here and Hyperventilate.


My holiday update. I too perpetuate the war agaisnt christmas..