I hate lawn work!!!!! ok if I have a perspective significant other here reading this you need to know I am very good at everything I do, very good, but I have two weaknesses lawkwork/gardening and math, thats it!!!!!!! if you need someone to help you with anything computer related, programming, world history, mythology, psychology, anatomy, health, woodworking, weapons, electronics, mechanics, technology, cell phones, linguistics, human sexuality, art, music, movies, tv shows, cartoons, writing, comic books, anime, cooking, or chaos I'm the one to go to but if you need help with math or mowing a lawn keep looking.......
Ok I hadn't mowed the lawn in a couple months, I'm lazy do somethin bout it, anyways I got started on it finally and my drunk neighbor comes over. I only use a lawnmower I don't go for those fancy tools like a weedwacker/trimmer or a leaf blower, I can barely keep the old lawn mower going. So my neighbor come over drunk and he is like here use this, its some fancy weedwacker thing and I'm like nah thats ok and he goes on about ya your yard was looking pretty bad I almost did it this morning when I did mine but I was too drunk. So I'm like ok fine how do I use it, so he shows me and then he's all hey where are your goggles and I'm like yaaaa don't got none so he takes me to his house, and he is all so did you just move in and i'm like uh no I have been here almost ten years and he's all oh ok I've never seen you before my names greg and I'm all ya I know we met about six months ago when I helped you cut down that forest that was in your backyard (about 15 trees 30+ feet high, my granpa wanted the wood so he volunteered me to help). So in a drunken stupor he can't find goggles so he gives me this sunglasses he uses for fishing.... I look horrible in them, so I go back to my place and start up the weedwacker and give it a try, I was doing a shit job of course, I stop for a second cause its hot and it turns out he has been standin behind me downin 40's and watchin.... So he takes the weedwacker from me and he's like no like this like this and shows me again, then gives it back and he's like gun the god damn motor don't baby it be a fuckin man and then walks off for more 40's. After a couple more minutes i gave up and took it back to him and told him it wasn't my thing, I'm old fashioned with my lawmower and scissors for the edges, then he was like this thing is your best friend man you need to buy one then he made fun of me in front of his punk kids (who I have had arrested many times for underage drinking in front of my house) and I walked off and finished up my lawn.
I hate lawnmowing!!!!!!
die grass!!!!! die asshole neighbors!!!! I should put a hole in his damn boat.....
Ok I hadn't mowed the lawn in a couple months, I'm lazy do somethin bout it, anyways I got started on it finally and my drunk neighbor comes over. I only use a lawnmower I don't go for those fancy tools like a weedwacker/trimmer or a leaf blower, I can barely keep the old lawn mower going. So my neighbor come over drunk and he is like here use this, its some fancy weedwacker thing and I'm like nah thats ok and he goes on about ya your yard was looking pretty bad I almost did it this morning when I did mine but I was too drunk. So I'm like ok fine how do I use it, so he shows me and then he's all hey where are your goggles and I'm like yaaaa don't got none so he takes me to his house, and he is all so did you just move in and i'm like uh no I have been here almost ten years and he's all oh ok I've never seen you before my names greg and I'm all ya I know we met about six months ago when I helped you cut down that forest that was in your backyard (about 15 trees 30+ feet high, my granpa wanted the wood so he volunteered me to help). So in a drunken stupor he can't find goggles so he gives me this sunglasses he uses for fishing.... I look horrible in them, so I go back to my place and start up the weedwacker and give it a try, I was doing a shit job of course, I stop for a second cause its hot and it turns out he has been standin behind me downin 40's and watchin.... So he takes the weedwacker from me and he's like no like this like this and shows me again, then gives it back and he's like gun the god damn motor don't baby it be a fuckin man and then walks off for more 40's. After a couple more minutes i gave up and took it back to him and told him it wasn't my thing, I'm old fashioned with my lawmower and scissors for the edges, then he was like this thing is your best friend man you need to buy one then he made fun of me in front of his punk kids (who I have had arrested many times for underage drinking in front of my house) and I walked off and finished up my lawn.
I hate lawnmowing!!!!!!
die grass!!!!! die asshole neighbors!!!! I should put a hole in his damn boat.....VIEW 15 of 15 COMMENTS
Yeah...it sucks for sure....put those lil lava rocks in the yard...its cool out here in cali!