What a fucking nightmare. Now don't get me wrong. I am not against weddings. I have been to beautiful weddings. And I love to celebrate my friends love for one another. Especially when it's apparent to everyone and there is so much love flowing you can just feel it thick in the air.
We went to a wedding this weekend that sucked. In pretty much every way exept that the boring ceremony was short and and the music was really good.
Okay, so as Wyatt says, he hopes that if he gets married again all of his friends are whispering in his ear saying how they think that the two of them are perfect for each other. This was the exact opposite.
Everyone was talking about how one of the groomsmen was kicked out of the wedding for throwing a bachelor party that was too raunchy, how a few people were going to wear powder blue tuxes but were asked not to because it wouldn't look right in the pictures, or the fact that our friend has absolutely never wanted children but has now conceeded and they will ADOPT a girl, definitely NOT a boy. Our friend who is not religious began to attend church once a week so they could get married by a Catholic priest (I think they may have fired that guy and gotten a minister).
Anyway, it was all wrong. It was not what a wedding should be, or maybe it was just not what I think a wedding should be. It makes me sad, it made me sad. I lay awake most of the night the night before, thinking, of everything and trying to think of nothing. The morning after I woke up sad too. Completely depressed. I feel like I have lost a friend.
Oh and then Flop lost his wallet and he couldn't fly home with me. Fortunately, some friends had rented an RV and are driving back to SF now. He will be back tomorrow.
We went to a wedding this weekend that sucked. In pretty much every way exept that the boring ceremony was short and and the music was really good.
Okay, so as Wyatt says, he hopes that if he gets married again all of his friends are whispering in his ear saying how they think that the two of them are perfect for each other. This was the exact opposite.
Everyone was talking about how one of the groomsmen was kicked out of the wedding for throwing a bachelor party that was too raunchy, how a few people were going to wear powder blue tuxes but were asked not to because it wouldn't look right in the pictures, or the fact that our friend has absolutely never wanted children but has now conceeded and they will ADOPT a girl, definitely NOT a boy. Our friend who is not religious began to attend church once a week so they could get married by a Catholic priest (I think they may have fired that guy and gotten a minister).
Anyway, it was all wrong. It was not what a wedding should be, or maybe it was just not what I think a wedding should be. It makes me sad, it made me sad. I lay awake most of the night the night before, thinking, of everything and trying to think of nothing. The morning after I woke up sad too. Completely depressed. I feel like I have lost a friend.
Oh and then Flop lost his wallet and he couldn't fly home with me. Fortunately, some friends had rented an RV and are driving back to SF now. He will be back tomorrow.
razor13:
i got married in a drive-thru chapel in vegas a couple of years back, it was a 115 outside and i didn't want to role the window down when the minister came out, the divorce is just about done, tomorrow would have been our 6 year anniversary of being together, the marriage is definitely an important event that sets a tone for the future, blah blah, sorry, it was something i could relate to from a strange perspective, didn't mean to dump so much at your doorstep...
stiles:
That disaster sounds like it stacks up well against the car-wreck style weddings i have been to.