Saturday Jan 14, 2006

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okay, so the weirdest gift i got for xmas was erotic massage oil, which isn't really that weird in and of itself except that it was given to me by my mom.

So this morning when Squid_Vicious asked for his daily massage I thought I'd give him an extra bonus and pull out the "erotic massage oil"... To increase the weirdness factor, it smells like pancakes. So the question is...

Are pancakes sexy? What do you think?
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dharmabox:
you really would think i was a sad porn addict for coming back , but the truth is i like the board, it is so much easier to friend people and to get to know people better. our other website has its advantages too, i just like them both.

plus i just couldn't stay away, miss subtle! wink

thanks for the b=day wishes go give that man of yours a man squeeze from me (or you could always just punch him in the arm for me! biggrin
dharmabox:
you made my day, i lmfao off!


i am glad i am not the only secret perv around here! wink

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