I'm really bummed today. I failed my driving test, so I'm not in a great mood. So, I decided to come home, and have a drink. So, one JD down, and another lined up with Pepsi, and I threw it away. I figured that y'know, I failed big deal. I can sit it again, and I don't need alcohol to solve my problems. I just wish my old friend was reading this, to see that not everyone relies on booze to deal with programs. Ack, Gahd, I really wish I could punch someone though. I've got headache coming. I'm too busy worrying now about the other half and her vetinary nursing exams. 
piggers:
Most preferably my old friend would be the one on the receiving end of the punch