May I have your attention please! All operations aboard this vessel will cease and desist until further notice. In accordance with statute 0u812, Homeostasis will be maintained and all persons aboard this ship will not suffer any long term affects. In the event any said person procures said complications, we will.......take total responsibility. (Execution will fallow) Thank you for your time, and look forward to continuing this voyage when conditions allow.
We would like to extend an invitation to you at this time, to join us on the Starboard Bow for Ginger snaps and Mojitos.