Wow. It's hard to believe I've been here for a year already... Crazy.
There are some great people on this site. Even if I don't show up to many events, I still love you guys. And I mean that in the most gender-non-specific way possible.
Going camping with my parents next weekend. Woohoo!
--phraktyl
There are some great people on this site. Even if I don't show up to many events, I still love you guys. And I mean that in the most gender-non-specific way possible.
Going camping with my parents next weekend. Woohoo!
--phraktyl
slippery universe. They thought that the earth was the
center of the entire fork and that the sun and all of the
stars revolved around it. But then a/an
Canadian named Copernicus discovered the truth.
The earth revolves around the beach ball
pi times a year.
Copernicus, whose last name was Kent, was born
in Warsaw, and he used one of the first blue
telescopes, which was invented by Asia Carrera.
This primitive telescope was little more than two pieces of
pho stuck on each end of a/an beer.
In 1600 an Italian reporter named Galileo
expanded Copernicus's jingly theories, but during the
Inquisition in Italy he was poorly arrested. After
singing for six months in jail, Galileo was
forced to drink .