Here's some sex facts to make your health a little better!
>1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make
>love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine
>and skin smooth.
>=============
>2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering
>dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the
>pores and makes your skin glow.
>=============
> 3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that
>romantic dinner.
>=============
>4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and
>tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than
>swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!
>=============
>5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins
>into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with
>a feeling of well-being.
>=============
>6 The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually
>active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones.
>These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!
>=============
>7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE
>EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.
>=============
>8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages
>saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that
>causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.
>=============
>9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can
>release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.
>=============
>10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural
>antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.
Join my Latina group! Senorita mas Fina
Join my Cigar group! Smoke um if you got um
Live your dream!
Do what you do so well - and so uniquely - that people
can't resist telling others about you."
Walt Disney
Well the Hooter bikini contest went well!... as usual and again I did video and took group photographs. The girl who won last year won again this year. And tomorrow she is getting married and I'm her wedding videographer. I might as well move into Hooters or get a job as a manager since I am there so much and spent time outside Hooters barhopping with the girls.
I am still getting my obscene phone calls from the group of teenage girls and now I recognise their new number they called me 14 times during the bikini contest and 9 times last night so when I see the number I can't answer the cell phone and as I am typing this they have called twice according to my caller ID. They live in Grants which is west of Albuquerque. They want my address to visit me when they come to Albuquerque now it's getting creepy! It starting to remind me of the movie "The Crush"
To answer silvercharmers question on the age of the girls they say their 18 and over but I am having my doubts,its about 4 of them and it's hard to tell their true age by voices..... but then again they may be 18. It started as a wrong number and another guy was the intended victim so after the first call I had a hard time convincing them I wasn't the right guy.They know I'm not the guy cause of my business message on the answering machine!
Mayday! Mayday!..Danger Will Robinson!..Help! Help!
Every mans fantasy gone bad!
If your a female OVER 18 here's my cell phone number so feel free to talk dirty to me! (505) 321-8542
>1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make
>love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine
>and skin smooth.
>=============
>2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering
>dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the
>pores and makes your skin glow.
>=============
> 3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that
>romantic dinner.
>=============
>4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and
>tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than
>swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!
>=============
>5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins
>into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with
>a feeling of well-being.
>=============
>6 The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually
>active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones.
>These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!
>=============
>7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE
>EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.
>=============
>8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages
>saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that
>causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.
>=============
>9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can
>release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.
>=============
>10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural
>antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.
Join my Latina group! Senorita mas Fina
Join my Cigar group! Smoke um if you got um
Live your dream!
Do what you do so well - and so uniquely - that people
can't resist telling others about you."
Walt Disney
Well the Hooter bikini contest went well!... as usual and again I did video and took group photographs. The girl who won last year won again this year. And tomorrow she is getting married and I'm her wedding videographer. I might as well move into Hooters or get a job as a manager since I am there so much and spent time outside Hooters barhopping with the girls.
I am still getting my obscene phone calls from the group of teenage girls and now I recognise their new number they called me 14 times during the bikini contest and 9 times last night so when I see the number I can't answer the cell phone and as I am typing this they have called twice according to my caller ID. They live in Grants which is west of Albuquerque. They want my address to visit me when they come to Albuquerque now it's getting creepy! It starting to remind me of the movie "The Crush"
To answer silvercharmers question on the age of the girls they say their 18 and over but I am having my doubts,its about 4 of them and it's hard to tell their true age by voices..... but then again they may be 18. It started as a wrong number and another guy was the intended victim so after the first call I had a hard time convincing them I wasn't the right guy.They know I'm not the guy cause of my business message on the answering machine!
Mayday! Mayday!..Danger Will Robinson!..Help! Help!
Every mans fantasy gone bad!
If your a female OVER 18 here's my cell phone number so feel free to talk dirty to me! (505) 321-8542
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lavonne:
I don't market it. I just get offers from people I know. I'll probably get a website going sometime this summer.
wildindigo:
I like your list...I was going to add another, but yours are tame......mine was a little dirty so I'm going to keep it to myself 