I think I will write a book on Hooters and all the dirty secrets I know. I've seen and participated in some pretty bizarre shit with these girls in the past 12 years and it still continues to this day. You need to read my book to find out the dirty details. So I just came from Hooters and ran into Bermuda who looks exactly like her profile pic. It's hard to find some people if you use their profile pic as a guide.I took Fit_Freak with me last week to Hooters and introduced him to my girls and today one of the more awesome girls asked who he was. He owes me now!
I got a wedding deposit for $250 today but had to send it back because they wrote my last name wrong..Ohhh well who needs $250 anyways.Then sent an estimated tax check to the IRS for $1500. But got a $400 senior portrait order so it's money in money out!
I'm now getting obscene phone calls from a group of teenage girls at first I thought it was some group of girls I knew but I can't figure out who they are. SO now I can't answer my cell phone on caller ID private numbers. Fuck I lead a one of a kind life and I'm throwing that shit in my book too!
Join my Latina group Senorita Mas Fina
Join my Cigar group Smoke um if you got um
Live your dream
Do what you do so well - and so uniquely - that people
can't resist telling others about you."
Walt Disney
I got a wedding deposit for $250 today but had to send it back because they wrote my last name wrong..Ohhh well who needs $250 anyways.Then sent an estimated tax check to the IRS for $1500. But got a $400 senior portrait order so it's money in money out!
I'm now getting obscene phone calls from a group of teenage girls at first I thought it was some group of girls I knew but I can't figure out who they are. SO now I can't answer my cell phone on caller ID private numbers. Fuck I lead a one of a kind life and I'm throwing that shit in my book too!
Join my Latina group Senorita Mas Fina
Join my Cigar group Smoke um if you got um
Live your dream
Do what you do so well - and so uniquely - that people
can't resist telling others about you."
Walt Disney
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I keep saying that to people on my friends list... I think it's time to make my own life more interesting, dammit. Or at least make it sound more interesting!