photomares

Do you know why photographers tripods dont have beer holders?......because its a bitch taking photographs when you get fucked up! Last night one of my ex-Hooter girl buddies turned 21 and wanted me to take her to a strip club. So off we went and since I was driving I had one beer at the strip club.I dropped about $60 in there but I had a blast, she had never had a lapdance before and her chest was actually heaving.I told some of the dancers who are my clients to do an extra sexy lapdance. I got her friends some lapdances too,it was the wildest time these girls have ever had. After that we went back to her place and partied some more. I needed to catch up so I started drinking shots, then the cameras came out and I had a hard time working the fucking things.
We got in trouble a few years back when the Hooter Calendar girls came through Albuquerque on a calendar signing tour,and we took them to a strip club, same thing.. dropped alot of money on them getting lapdances but it was something I will never forget! Anyways it got out about last night and now another girl wants to go to a strip club for her birthday!
I wonder if its possible to make a business out of taking women to strip clubs? GAWD!..................I LOVE WOMEN!