i don't know why but i like to listen to hem and drink beer and type song lyrics, i'm sure this is not a unique trait. i heard a song on the radio, and it made me grossly sentimental, i miss my friends.
i think i kicked the crap out of those tests i took today. i feel good about it, this should make up...
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i think i kicked the crap out of those tests i took today. i feel good about it, this should make up...
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got up a 5am this mornning to finish projects, this sem is kicking my ass!!! 
i've been studying all week and today i will find out if any of its paid off, if not, i must drop out pronto and establish a career as a beatnik and abandon all structued ways of life.
and go on the road and reeduate myself in the things of...
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i've been studying all week and today i will find out if any of its paid off, if not, i must drop out pronto and establish a career as a beatnik and abandon all structued ways of life.
and go on the road and reeduate myself in the things of...
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today i got my first d- /f+ this is an academic milestone, to celebrate i will continue drinking large amounts of malted beer and remind myself how much i'm "learning".
i think the dummening process is in full swing now
and remind myself how much i'm "learning".
i think the dummening process is in full swing now
hornitos:
i was going to take you to see a movie this weekend and buy you some new guitar strings, but since you obviuosly aren't interested in trying in school , we're gonna go over all your latest assignments and make sure you understand them better, and then were gonna go to the library and check out some books that i want you to read. . plus, no video games and no computer and no phone time. .
sorry , just practicing for when my son brings one of those grades home. .
i hope the rest of the semester goes better for you (tri-mester?)
hell, if you wanna drink beer . .i work at a liquor store and you can drink for free if you move to california. .
although , that's almost all i have to offer. .
except the 100's of kisses i'll give to you everyday
sorry , just practicing for when my son brings one of those grades home. .
i hope the rest of the semester goes better for you (tri-mester?)
hell, if you wanna drink beer . .i work at a liquor store and you can drink for free if you move to california. .
although , that's almost all i have to offer. .
except the 100's of kisses i'll give to you everyday
i would really like to go out to night i hope i don't puss out. i'm gonna take a nap because i'm old and i have to rest up before i go out.
hornitos:
you're old eh? 
so did you go out?
did you make out?
do you like grendel?
do you own a garlic press?
you have a nice smile. .
see ya!
so did you go out?
did you make out?
do you like grendel?
do you own a garlic press?
you have a nice smile. .
see ya!
phoolsfire:
i just feel old, its the water here in the mid-west, its sucks life right out a ya.
i did go out......bad idea!!!!!
i did make out and that was good
i haven't looked up grendel in eons, but will do that!
i had a garlic press, it is in the life i left behind, hopefully to be regained one day
i brush regularly, so thanks
i did go out......bad idea!!!!!
i did make out and that was good
i haven't looked up grendel in eons, but will do that!
i had a garlic press, it is in the life i left behind, hopefully to be regained one day
i brush regularly, so thanks
sooo sleepy, its only 730, crapy weak, scary cannibal monkeys, must sleep 
hornitos:
HIYA
i had a dream the other night, that someone was telling me about some apes that tortured another ape and ripped off it's testicles and dragged the carcass around for hours. .
so i says " were they gorillas?"
and thay said. ."no, they were apes"
which confused me, because i always thought gorillas were apes. .
then i say " did they eat it too?"
and they said .."of course not, they're not animals"
and they handed me their phone and said "talk to my friend"
so isays "hello?"
and all i hear are crazy monkey sounds. .
so i hand the phone back
and then they hand the phone back to me and i hear
" i don't like him"
so i says " why not?"
and then i hear all kinds of crazy monkey noises again. .
but it turned out to be my alarm clock. .
have a great weekend!
i had a dream the other night, that someone was telling me about some apes that tortured another ape and ripped off it's testicles and dragged the carcass around for hours. .
so i says " were they gorillas?"
and thay said. ."no, they were apes"
which confused me, because i always thought gorillas were apes. .
then i say " did they eat it too?"
and they said .."of course not, they're not animals"
and they handed me their phone and said "talk to my friend"
so isays "hello?"
and all i hear are crazy monkey sounds. .
so i hand the phone back
and then they hand the phone back to me and i hear
" i don't like him"
so i says " why not?"
and then i hear all kinds of crazy monkey noises again. .
but it turned out to be my alarm clock. .
have a great weekend!
its gonna be ok, i think the key to getting done is to keep the attitude that, its really best to not over achive, i should really under achive and that will keep me focused 
I'm freaking out, it's 1.30 and i was finishing my lab write ups and to make a long story short, i lost all my data, and now i have to try to remember what i had or just make stuff up. i hate this i am getting stupider i've never been this dumb before in my life!!! 
ok, now that i'm done freaking out and...
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ok, now that i'm done freaking out and...
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had a crazy weekend the party ended this morning i think, i hope. all in all i guess it was a success. as socially awkard as i am i get even worse when i'm drinking and the norms are out. i hope i didn't scare anyone or offend them too much.
now to start on the grate moutinous pile that is my homework.
now to start on the grate moutinous pile that is my homework.
funny day..
today we watched a movie that i thought was hilarious!!! granted it was about a dead guy and the struggle to solve his mystery using forensic anthropology.. i didn't see why noone else thougth it was funny
tomarrow's the big send off for a big birthday bash scheduled to go all weekend,(not mine, my lovely's) i don't understand why people clebrate birthdays, i'm...
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today we watched a movie that i thought was hilarious!!! granted it was about a dead guy and the struggle to solve his mystery using forensic anthropology.. i didn't see why noone else thougth it was funny
tomarrow's the big send off for a big birthday bash scheduled to go all weekend,(not mine, my lovely's) i don't understand why people clebrate birthdays, i'm...
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hornitos:
hiya!
i'm fine-o wino. .
i'm just not very talented at trying to say what i'm trying to say. .
see. .
so i was feeling a little frustrated. .
it seems weird to me that you have a friend that you know on this site. .
i could never say , half of what i say , if i thought someone i knew was reading it. .
have fun this weekend!
Bobby
i'm fine-o wino. .
i'm just not very talented at trying to say what i'm trying to say. .
see. .
so i was feeling a little frustrated. .
it seems weird to me that you have a friend that you know on this site. .
i could never say , half of what i say , if i thought someone i knew was reading it. .
have fun this weekend!
Bobby
"oh no the dummening process has started"
agh! i can't wait to leave the mid-west. something in the water causes stupid-brain disease.
And for what great logical reason did i think is was a good idea to go off the medication? oh yeah sideffects
well i only realized that was a bad idea when i lacked the hutspa to move my ass off the couch...
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agh! i can't wait to leave the mid-west. something in the water causes stupid-brain disease.
And for what great logical reason did i think is was a good idea to go off the medication? oh yeah sideffects
well i only realized that was a bad idea when i lacked the hutspa to move my ass off the couch...
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hornitos:
hmm. . girls on meds + alcohol = maybe Bobby (me) get lucky tonite!
deathbed is a strange word ...
it seems whenever i sleep with someone , i'm saying things afterwards like i'm on one. .
by the way . . i 'am' the 40 year old grocery bagger. .
have a fun weekend !
deathbed is a strange word ...
it seems whenever i sleep with someone , i'm saying things afterwards like i'm on one. .
by the way . . i 'am' the 40 year old grocery bagger. .
have a fun weekend !
hornitos:
just wanted to say hi!
hope your week is a good one!
AT LEAST 4/7'S OF IT. .
Bobby
hope your week is a good one!
AT LEAST 4/7'S OF IT. .
Bobby
actually i got that line from a song but i kind of assumed that elliott smith had in mind on of those hindu gods who could assume incarnations in various genders.
but what do i know... i went and looked it up and that's not the case with shiva.
learn somethin every day.