Saturday Jan 08, 2005

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i'm home, i got home this morning, and slept till 4....i feel better. and now i want to party. i think i'm goin out tonight,...got good luck feeling. i got a check in the mail today from a credit card i overpaid about six months ago... this is way better htan winning the lottery.

happy birth day to the lovey and most brilliant
David Bowie kiss kiss kiss
akasnuggles:
when did you put up your yr Bowiemas tree? wink

Thursday Jan 06, 2005

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my credit card has been declined.... frown no more fun.
i did call prairie last night. we talked a little bit, and like most people in our situations, all we talked about was things that happened in the past. this is ultimatly depressing. what if months go by and all we have to say is"...um remember that time when....or yeah like when you and matt did...blah"...
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Wednesday Jan 05, 2005

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i am planing crimes aginst nature, but nature is winning, i cannot go to michigan whilest it is raining ice...icing?
i cannot drive in the ice to the video store to even rent a movie that is about michigan.... today i cleaned my basement with pinesol and then i scrubbed a carpet rug that i found sometime this summer that had been curled up in...
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akasnuggles:
making up words is harder than it sounds, huh?

i havent sold my hair...yet. it is long and flowing, though, i'm curious as to how much i'll get for it. i might be offended if they offer less then...like...500$.
now that i've sworn off of swearing off orgasms, i could always sell my semen.
if i didnt need my car, i'd sell it.
i wonder if you can sell sexual favours on ebay confused

Monday Jan 03, 2005

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i'm a little poor again as usual and thought it would be a good idea to walk... (no gas) up the university to see if the paychecks came in.... they did not frown they woun't be in till next monday, sooooo i will clean out the old closet,
and walking in the rain is romantic, but not when its 34 degrees out, then its fucking stupid...
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akasnuggles:
everybody's poor these days. maybe it's just the people i know.
i just spent my last 10$ on smokes...

walking in the rain? no umbrella? what kind of military chick are you? wink not even, like, jungle boots or anything?

...chronic damp? puke skull ....i kinda wanna know what it is. as odd as that sounds. does it have anything to do with potato salad? alot of things have to do with potato salad. maybe potato salad is the cure!
you should look into that!

phones are the devil.

Friday Dec 31, 2004

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how can i even concentrate on new years... i finally got news from the only women i've ever loved....(emotionaly...take that what ever way you want). yeah... soo i guess i will have trouble staying focused on my snoody roomates alcohol free new years party (i will not be observing the alcohol free rule).
chambord and sake? they call it a purple haze... this ones for...
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akasnuggles:
isnt all love emotional? or am i missing something here?

alcohol free is for pussies!

"i don't know, i mean what if she's like the rest of the stuff i remember from hawaii.. perfect and unrealistic. and ultimatly disapointing.. ????"
well put! very well put!

Tuesday Dec 28, 2004

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goood fun, (bad joke) last night was a party to remember, only...i can't..ha
me and good family, ie. cousins got shitty last night, the phrase of the evening be came..."i'll stab you in the throat"
we're supposed to party again tonight, only i don't think its gonna happen, and it might be a bad idea, i don't know at what point in the evening smoking...
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akasnuggles:
"i'll stab you in the throat"? is that, like, a passing threat or one that deserves attention?
pot is always a good idea, even when it's a bad idea!
everyone seems to have a fucked up family 'cept for me. i feel left out whatever
ocean's 12 sucked? goddamnit, i was kinda looking forward to it. really liked the first one. well, the remake of the original. or reimagining or whatever.
lemonny snickets--big surprise!
the incredibles...er...you watch some kiddy shit, dont ya? er...

hot dogs should come with warnings.
akasnuggles:
the comments i most often get from guys about the going down thing is "too close to the arsehole" and "dude...they pretty much pee from there...!" which makes me giggle every fucking time.

i dub thee Queen of Avoidance, by the way blackeyed

Monday Dec 27, 2004

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i can't take it anymore...
i need to go someplace warm, thats it, this friday, i'm leavin for flordia and won't be back for at least a week. i'm goin nuts here...

i did go see life aquatic, and i have to say, it wa quite possibly the second best movie mr. anderson has made ever. it was pretty good, it made me want to...
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akasnuggles:
Floridais the abbreviation FL or FLA? It's like Arkansas with that, AK or AKS? Waaait, it's AK. Nevermind.
Ever see Igby Goes Down?
What's the deal on the anthropology lesson?
Bananas...i fucking HATE the smell of bananas. But, i guess if that'll curb the sickness, that's what i'll eat.
Here's a weird bit of...weirdness. I love watermelon flavoured candies, but cant really stand the taste of real watermelon. I've come to associate the smell and taste of fake watermelon with real watermelon, so i'm always being tricked into eating the real thing.
akasnuggles:
Oooh, and my gift og global warming should be here by friday(ish). up in the fifties here!
i dunno how good that is, but it's better than the 20s and below.

Sunday Dec 26, 2004

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ahhh, the glory of gluttony,
too much food, too much drink, too much stuff, too much!
and i still have three weeks untill i have to motivate myself to do anything for school, .........I'm gonna go nuts, maybe i can hitch hike somewhere.
the yucky winter weather has made my face start chapping, now i remember exactly why i hate the cold so much, i...
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b57913:
I also used to practice with a compound bow every summer a few weeks before summer camp, so I could show off my skills at the archery range.
akasnuggles:
ever read On the Road by Kerouac? the biggest thing i took away from it was that if you were gonna hitch hike someplace in the winter, bring alotta whisky! biggrin
just keep telling yrself that you have to make it to March, even though it's been known the snow in March, it still sounds better than April or...May or whenever the weather is good.
"we are conduits of shit" i have no idea what that means, but i agree!
I gave everyone the same gift this year, the gift of global warming! i put in 9 years of smoking for this, and damnit, noone thanked me.
i see how you people are............ frown skull

Friday Dec 24, 2004

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oh tananbaum oh tananbaum, please don't catch on fire, my roomate keeps turning off the christmas tree, i don't know if she's worried about the electric bill or just a control freak....she wants to have a new years eve patry too, which i don't get, cause she doesn't drink...we don't have cabel...and she doesn't really like me all that much...wtf?

yeah i get to drive...
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doctashock:
Glad I'm not the only one with a demented family
akasnuggles:
c'mon, where's all the christmas cheer? biggrin
Merry X-Mas, by the way. I hope you get well liquored up and enjoy your eccentric family! Tiding of joy and all that!
("joyous holiday of santa's birth"--brilliant!)

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Thursday Dec 23, 2004

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"i am a rock, i am an island"
no i'm not, but i feel yucky, i guess a few days of laying in one's own filth will do that. i got up today and took a shower...yeah! smile
and i feel a little better...
and i got my grades, i didn't do nearly as bad as i thought.
today i'm gonna get my ass off the...
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b57913:
I just had a brilliant thought.

If a couch potato is someone who sits on a couch all day, then is a couch baked potato someone who sits on a couch all day and smokes herb? And what would a couch tater tot be? Or a couch potato chip?

I guess these ideas merit further thought.
akasnuggles:
law enforcement folk call young prostitutes "Prosti-tots," so i'm guessing a "couch tater tot" is similar to a couch prosti-tot....er....or it could be a midget whom sits about all day?
alas, i forgot what i was originally going to say...er...i really liked collateral? fuckit.

"i've built walls
a fortress deep and mighty
that none may penetrate
i have no need of friendship
friendship causes pain
its laughter and its loving i disdain"

oh, to be blessed with a hippie/anarchist mother wink
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