phoolsfire

i take the best shit for my pms... it is called:







Phuckitol!!!


cuz we're all mad here.

next time...you know...maybe you shouldnt take 21 hours at a click, yeah? stress is bad...

ok, i have two sisters and am the proud son of a mother... so i think, as a male with limited working knowledge of "female problems" and as someone who works in a medical facility, that i can solve your problem without hesitation:
A few weeks ago i thought that maybe i was going thru menopausei was irritable, lethargic, was having hot flashes, and, although i had no discomfort in my breasts, my nipples were itching.
then i realized that i was a dude in his early twenties and was probably just hung over... and that i might have a drinking problem.
in conclusion, lay off the booze... wait. nevermind, just listen to Figment.

it sucks driving while even slightly intoxicated. i'm sooo paranoid, friday night i had three beers and made someone else drive me home. then i almost go thit in my driveway.
i dont even like driving in the bloody rain or with a passenger. i am the worst driver EVER--ever.
and how the fuck were you almost hit in yr own driveway?

you should shave the head of the drunk sorority girl sleeping in the yard. honestly, do it. i'll give you a buck.

COMMERCIALS:
i love the language of advertising. i love euphemistic language, how they're psychologically misleading and manipulating. yes, yes, yes.
that's why the TRUTH commercials piss me off--'specially the new ones--FAIR ENOUGH, where they're just reading the advertising strategem's of some tobacco company. an advertising company picking apart another advertising company--where's the fucking ethics? ugh, i could go on...but i wont...

THE TRUTH!!!

Yaknow another thing just came to me.
There are homeopathic tabs I used to take when I was a teen to help with my cramping and bitchyness and such. I"m know they're still around. maybe a whole foods or wild oats? they kinda disolve in your mouth and help balance out the hormones alittle... Those may help too...

another thing, birthcontrol.. are you on it? comming off of it? Readjusting your cycle once the Bc's have worn off can be a pain in the everything. (I came off the shot and it took about two and a half years to get off that damn thing fully...) So that could be part of it too...

In addition, Stress is bad. De stress, hide out, try not to yell at people and eat balanced healthy meals, and lay off the processed sugars.

for the throbing boob thing, play with them gently. ~.^ even if they hurt. that makes for amusement if anything else.


once again, I must remind you that I'm not a doctor. I've never studied medicine. These have just worked for me. Let us know how it all turns out...

Viruses suck. Finally just kicked the one that was messing up my computer. To much porn I guess. So, how is life? We live so close to each other. I thought I might try to engage you in some stimulating conversation. Not that I am really all that capable of it, but I could try. Do you go out on the weekends? If so, maybe we could have some beers. I have been hanging out on the weekends alot lately. I recall hearing you have a boyfriend...bring him with. Good company is always appreciated. If not, leave him at home. I don't know. I'm pretty sure I have seen you out before...maybe on campus. I don't know. I just knew when I saw you picture that I had seen you several times. Anyway. Engaging converstion is slipping away. Must be tired.

i know it's bad to say, but christians have a tendency to piss me off. but it's usually the "Reformed" christians that do it for me--the folks that "strayed from the flock" and returned with appreciation for the lord anew.
zealots.
as with former smokers et al, these people get more attention than they deserve.
(though, the same can be said about the sheep that leave the flock and never return, with their snarky comments and over critical tone. ahem.)

viruses be bad, yo! you need some anitivirus software. and maybe adaware and spybot search and destroy (if you dont already have it).
until then, i suggest you stop perusing the porn

wallaby killer? jebus, another one on the loose?

fighting is bad.

there is something less than pleasant going on.
it's the weather.

was he bitching agout being pegans or was he bitching about pegans?
oooo-or was the guy pegan and bitching about nonpegans? i'm confused.

[Edited on Apr 24, 2005 8:45PM]

Thank you...

Much cool

I would offer some advice, but....I'm really hung over and it would be more destructive than helpful anyway. This is probably because I think crushes are fun to act on.

Oh...and it sounds like you may be a little repressed.

tues for me is hump day--the day the old time cards go in. weds is my thursday, etc.

so i was like fuck that, then i went and spent 60$ on clothes...whats wrong with me.
i'm the same way, yo--playas gotta be ballin' tho, yo.

as a sailor and a female i can only tell you that being in an environment where women get paid to shove their crotch and tits in your face is only "fun" for so long before it becomes.....a little too surreal.
ooooh, yeah. it got surreal the first bloody night.

dooo take it what its for, good clean entertainment, (i just happen to know strippers have some of the cleanest body parts of all accessable womens).
aside from "Clean," yes, i agree completely. it only takes one stripper with a bad bacteria problem (either hers personally, or some clients' and she's just the mule), and it'd be my luck that she'd be with me.

so, he lived up to expectations, then? did you actually meet him und shite, get him to sign stuff n' stuff?

either way, right on!

ah, cheer up--it's the weekend....... yeah, that doesnt help me either. i'm supposed to go "Bar-hopping" with S and some dude named bob tonight. Bob's from S's work and he's bringing some friends.
since i heard about it, i've beenthinking of ways to weasle out of it.
i can tell, within the first hour, i'm gonna get the question/statement: You dont talk much, do ya?
god, i hate that. anyone that knows me knows i cant keep my damned trap shut, so S'll say, "Yeah, he's funny--say something funny."
generally, i cop out and tell a obscene joke about paralyzed people or some other gash thing i heard from this dude named Cory--a bigot in his own right and a med student to boot.
so, in answer to you're question, "For what sick purpose is my pathetic little life still in process for?"
i usually tell people either "God thinks you're amusing," or "Good question."
the former is a Atmosphere lyric.
but for you: You, my dear, are the wind benieth my wings.
i doubt that's any consolation, and i doubt i have any say in whether god, or whoever, takes whichever life whenever, but i'm glad he/she/it hasnt.
but find solace in this: if it were up to the little drummer boy, we'd all be beatin' it.