lesson learned... if you are an asshole no one will like you. and you wil ruin your own wedding.
my friend pat and i have known each other since highschool. the day everyone in speech class was assigned a partner i was absent, so i ended up with pat. he is a fucking dick. but with good intenions. he is....ummmm...well he has good hygiene..sort of.
so he didn't have a best man for his wedding. worst of all i was his only non-realitive friend at his wedding. so when he showed up an hour late everyone was pissed at him and he had no one to fall back on. now this is a very messy situation. i am a girl. pats mom always hoped that by some miracle i would find him attractive and end up with him. this she repeats several times though out the evening the more and more drinks she has. i wanted to say that her son is such an asshole theres no way i would ever consider him a viable option for companionship outside of beer drinking and tax talk (he gives good financial advice). however, i did not sy this because this statment would have been hard on both pat's mom and his new lovely wonderful wife, whom by the way is so gracious in everything she does, when he wasn't at the church, she simply said, lets go to the reception hall, and enjoy ourselves till he gets here. i told her if she ever needs anything like a kidney or pretty much anything i have two of, all she has to do is ask. what an evening.
my friend pat and i have known each other since highschool. the day everyone in speech class was assigned a partner i was absent, so i ended up with pat. he is a fucking dick. but with good intenions. he is....ummmm...well he has good hygiene..sort of.
so he didn't have a best man for his wedding. worst of all i was his only non-realitive friend at his wedding. so when he showed up an hour late everyone was pissed at him and he had no one to fall back on. now this is a very messy situation. i am a girl. pats mom always hoped that by some miracle i would find him attractive and end up with him. this she repeats several times though out the evening the more and more drinks she has. i wanted to say that her son is such an asshole theres no way i would ever consider him a viable option for companionship outside of beer drinking and tax talk (he gives good financial advice). however, i did not sy this because this statment would have been hard on both pat's mom and his new lovely wonderful wife, whom by the way is so gracious in everything she does, when he wasn't at the church, she simply said, lets go to the reception hall, and enjoy ourselves till he gets here. i told her if she ever needs anything like a kidney or pretty much anything i have two of, all she has to do is ask. what an evening.
lotsa assholes are popular. how else would you explain frats and sororities?
i guess it all depends on what yr bank account looks like.
sammy's mom actually tries setting him up with any woman in sight--the waitstaff, the cashiers, etc.
do you have a vagina? would you like to date one of my boys? they're all single. please?
the bride sounds cool enough, though.
(in case you missed it)
"Afterdarkish"? what are you, me? I dont think i can swing that--it's too late in the day. Or night. Evening, whatever. If it was earlier in the day, that'd be cool.
but afterdarkish means id have to, pretty much, stand Sammy up. and i did that last week. And he's finally got days off inna row.
On the otherhand, this will be the last time we get to hang out for a while... when you gonna be back? This sucks, dude--i dont think i can make it.
Damnit. if i dont talk to ya before you go, have a great trip...
(if you ever need to get ahold of me when i'm at sammy's, his cell# is 642-0631 -- no one ever answers the phones over here. and yes, from my POV s is my wife. if you ask him, though, he'd say i'm the catcher, i'm sure.)
[Edited on Jul 03, 2005 12:19AM]