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Tuesday May 03, 2005

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today is tuesday, my snot has turned from brown to a greenish brown, ahh, earth tones. i am currently sucking down coffee, the likes of which i have not had in over three months in an attempt to finish this craptacular paper on the linguistics of penises, or whatever.
all i know is flu medicine+ coffee= total lapse of reality.

i took a final today, it was fun... whatever ok, so i'm lying. it was painfull and cruel. can you name the three epidemiologies of the anthropological perspective of obesity? yeah, i missed that one. but hey, 1 down, only six more to go, and the good news is....umm help me out, oh yeah, only three more days of class smile
akasnuggles:
can you name the three epidemiologies of the anthropological perspective of obesity?
well, sure. first, i need to look up "Epidemiology"...ok, according to the dictionary, Epidemiology means: 1 : a branch of medical science that deals with the incidence, distribution, and control of disease in a population
2 : the sum of the factors controlling the presence or absence of a disease or pathogen.

right... ok... and now to become a anthropologist as to gain anthropological perspective... this might take a while.
but i think the answer is "Conduit of Shit." Did you put down Conduit of Shit?

you got a sinus infection, maybe? yuck. Sudafed/ibuprofen cocktails, learn to love em.

linguistics of penises
is that what people call their wanks, or what/how dicks talk?
if it's the latter, just chill out in a mall sometime, you'll have their idiom down in no time. wink

yay for not much class!! tongue

off color fact: My hand tastes like Juniper hand lotion.

ok, my preference for movies made after '93 is neither glib nor "Whatever," it's an aesthetic choice. the effects are better, the dialogue isnt cheesy, the technique of filmmaking was PERFECTED in the early 90s. so heh.
but i will check out both terrified and drugstore cowboy.

i always pride myself on individuality, and so i just couldn't go for a guy that everybody wants.
fuck that dude--i hear he's gay anyway. ahem.

so you can't kill her, that would... not be nice. and you certinaly can't have "relations" with a brain.
well, techinically i could have "Relations" with her brain, it would just be messy and counterproductive, but i get what you mean. er.

Boop.
May 3, 2005

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