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phoolsfire

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Monday May 02, 2005

May 2, 2005
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i feel like shit!!
like some demon spawn has crawled up my nose and is blasting demon spawn diarrhea all over the inside of my brain. i did not go to any class today, this great day being the first in the last week before finals. i've managed to eat broth, bot soup, because aparently deamon spawn don't like noodles or chicken bits so they project them out of my nose and mouth at speeds that made me think "hey that was quick".
i'm going to crawl back into bed and curl up under my electric blanket till my soft tissue is good and cooked.


in regards to the death of the crush, once a boy has attained the status of pice of meat in a department setting, he is thus damaged goods, regardless of if he's actaually been with all female members in the department or not, the fact that they all want him, is enough to turn my stomach and say poo-poo to you sir.
akasnuggles:
"because aparently deamon spawn don't like noodles or chicken bits so they project them out of my nose and mouth at speeds that made me think "hey that was quick"."

eeew... i laughed AND went "Eeew..."

so, whys it that you dont like a dude that the rest of the dept are into

so, why DO chicks do that thing? with the calling-when-the-dude-forgets thing?
never seen drugstore cowboy OOR terrified.
May 2, 2005

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