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phoolsfire

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Thursday Apr 07, 2005

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so i've been thing about all the things "wrong" with my body, and i've decided...niple extentions it is smile
i have to wonder if people with large undefined areolas (like myself) are self consious about their niples....i don't think i am, but i don't have the oppertunity to showcase them either. i used to date a guy who thought i would be, so he would frequently talk about corrective tattooing, but its not like their shaped like russia or canada or anything,

ive been thinking about switching to a "natural" lifestyle, and i don't mean like a nudist or anything, just cutting out preservitives, and cemicals, and junk like that.

these are only things i think about when the seretonin levels in my brain are all wacked out due to hormonal abnormalities....this thinking will subside in a few days, then i'll be stuck with all the left-overs of what seemed like a good idea...organic shampoo/conditioner. new soaps and deodorants that are free of "harsh chemicals" i even went out and bought a whole bunch of organic foods and shite..then this evening, while watching breakfast of champions, i decided to order a pizza with some nice diet pepsi...

why do white people insist on pronouncing t in the word pizza?

jims gonna put me on the pay role for helping him,... i don't know how to feel about this.
i usually help people study all the time, its how i learn. so being paid for this makes me feel a little uneasy. i just hope he doesn't have any great expectations or anything... blackeyed
akasnuggles:
jim's the blin--err--vision impared dude, yeah? you should bilk him. find out how he tells his tens from his ones and bilk the fucker. that'll learn 'im for being blind.

i stopped eating meat one year because i'm a guy that lives on impulse.
i also, once, stopped watching/listening to anything put out by big, bad corporations.

large, undifined aereolas? i dont quite understand this. are they, like...ok, i dont understand this. they're not shaped...ok, i dont get this. how would tattooing help?!

how is pizza pronounced?

thats because i pop you in the ear while your sleeping
i KNEW it!
i actually used to think about hitting people when they slept. i used to go around with this one chick who seemed to have an excess ammount of saliva, and while she slept, i could hear it being sucked back and forth. i wanted to smother her smile
i actually hit S in the leg with a hammer when he was crashed on my floor once. he woke up and was all "What the fuck was that?!!!!"
i was like, "What?!"
he was all "Dude, i had the most fucked up dream!"
"Tell me about it," i said.
i actually get alot of good writing material when people are sleeping with/around me.

my sexual fantasty is to do it in a burrito... oh wait thats a flash back of mtv's spring break 99
i did that once. at LaBambas--you know, Burritos as big as your head. i'll spare you the details, but the chick got a bladder infection.

boops.
Apr 7, 2005

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