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Sunday Jan 23, 2005

Jan 23, 2005
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last night was baaad, i went to see "metal bands" so called because there music is supposed to be heavy and dangerous...the first band was like diet metal, like alluminium, and whiney, baad, and the band that usually rocks had a bad night because of the other diet metal bands were there fuckin shit up for em. i'm just glad i didn't pay cover. and then there was some crappy electronic music guy in the basement not like a dj... that wouldv'e been cool. no just some guy spinning bad early 90's house.... not fun, i couldn't even drink and get thrown out with the rest of my friends, cause i had to drive. bad juju.
then some of the "cool"kids from my department were there, and they really realllllly liked the diet metal, so i had to be inventive as not to offend them since i'm still on social probation from last thrusday. so when they asked how i liked it, i responed ..."that was.... intense..yeah", yeah it gave me a super intense headach.... ARRR!!!
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akasnuggles:
well...son of a bitch. i'm not the only one pounding out a late night (early morning?)....fucking stempi.......
Yeah, happy birthday! too old for something bizarre, too young for a successful career in politics.
or golf.
or...dentistry.
and tennis.
or whatever else lame-assed republicans do.
so, Happy Birthday! bok <---pretend it's a penguin....er....penguins are birds right? they have wings and beaks...and lay eggs, that makes birds, right?
Jan 24, 2005
akasnuggles:
shit, penguins lay eggs, right?
are all birds poultry, or just chickens? cos i've heard turkey's referred to as poultry...i think...maybe they said it was "A bird" and i heard "poultry."

should have said about the band, "They would have been really good if they didnt suck so much!"
or, if you wanted to be subtle...
"Yeah, best metal band since Limp Bizkit!"
or, if you wanna be sypathetic...
"Man, they could have been great, you know, if they didnt suck."
or, condescending...
"So, you guys liked that? I'll call you guys next time i have gas--we'll rock out..."
or, really critical...
"yeah, they rocked about as much as the dismembered retards that i saw last week--they played kazoos!"

and so on wink
Jan 24, 2005

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