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phoolsfire

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Wednesday Jan 05, 2005

Jan 5, 2005
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i am planing crimes aginst nature, but nature is winning, i cannot go to michigan whilest it is raining ice...icing?
i cannot drive in the ice to the video store to even rent a movie that is about michigan.... today i cleaned my basement with pinesol and then i scrubbed a carpet rug that i found sometime this summer that had been curled up in my grage since...
i know i will walk to the library and geta book about michigan. it is my only option... i will leave for michigan tomarrow..if it stops icing. what do i have to sacrifice to make it stop.. i got a plethera of small mammals... i need to get out of the house i just keep ordering stuff online and reorganizing my cd collection, i cleaned out my entire closet. i have no clothes to sell... illinois is very depressing...
lets think of a word that sums up the whole debachel here in illinois...
yuckkyfuck....
pukelpuk.....
hummmmm...superstupidious..
i'll have to pic up a thesaurous (?) while i'm at the library.


confused confused confused
akasnuggles:
making up words is harder than it sounds, huh?

i havent sold my hair...yet. it is long and flowing, though, i'm curious as to how much i'll get for it. i might be offended if they offer less then...like...500$.
now that i've sworn off of swearing off orgasms, i could always sell my semen.
if i didnt need my car, i'd sell it.
i wonder if you can sell sexual favours on ebay confused
Jan 5, 2005

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