oh tananbaum oh tananbaum, please don't catch on fire, my roomate keeps turning off the christmas tree, i don't know if she's worried about the electric bill or just a control freak....she wants to have a new years eve patry too, which i don't get, cause she doesn't drink...we don't have cabel...and she doesn't really like me all that much...wtf?
yeah i get to drive to "Sprrrung Field" today to be with family on this joyus holiday of santas birth. i just hope the hotel i'm booked at keeps a fully stocked minibar....god knows i'ma gonna need a drink
the real challenge comes tomarrow when my guilt oozing mother crucifies myself and my sisters...
i can only hope the worlds best hopeless dreamer...my cousin phil...will be there to take the edge off, hopefully he'll be peddeling some pharmaceuticals.
next year i'm gonna be a hare krishna for a month, just to avoid this great debachel.
yeah i get to drive to "Sprrrung Field" today to be with family on this joyus holiday of santas birth. i just hope the hotel i'm booked at keeps a fully stocked minibar....god knows i'ma gonna need a drink
the real challenge comes tomarrow when my guilt oozing mother crucifies myself and my sisters...
i can only hope the worlds best hopeless dreamer...my cousin phil...will be there to take the edge off, hopefully he'll be peddeling some pharmaceuticals.
next year i'm gonna be a hare krishna for a month, just to avoid this great debachel.
Merry X-Mas, by the way. I hope you get well liquored up and enjoy your eccentric family! Tiding of joy and all that!
("joyous holiday of santa's birth"--brilliant!)
[Edited on Dec 24, 2004 9:32PM]