Login
Forgot Password?

OR

Login with Google Login with Twitter Login with Facebook
  • Join
  • Profiles
  • Groups
  • SuicideGirls
  • Photos
  • Videos
  • Shop
Vital Stats

phoolsfire

bright lights big city, lots of dirt

Member Since 2003

Followers 19 Following 13

  • Everything
  • Photos
  • Video
  • Blogs
  • Groups
  • From Others

Sunday Dec 12, 2004

Dec 12, 2004
0
  • Facebook
  • Tweet
  • Email
i'm ready..zouchoudian, zinganthropus, Australopithecis afarensis...i got this shit, i know my nasal indexes, my cranial moduels, sheeeet mothafucka....Homo sapiens neanderthalensis is goin down...word!
i know the orgin of fire...that just sounds cool. i'm not even gonna sweat this

parties rocked, i only embaressed myself like twice.
nobody liked my joke,
"you know who should make another album.....warren zevon"
i thought it was funny, guess i crossed the line.. that and when i started talking about the cult of the purgitive ayahuasca..... i forgot they were all psychologist and probally looked down on anything physical espicially vommiting and explosive diarrhea...
akasnuggles:
i shot something out of my nose @ the zevon joke! they were afraid to laugh, you should have made fun of em for it.
it's not like good ol warren's offended by it, right?

now, onto alienating the dimebag darrel fans! a santa clause joke is in there, try and find it.
the code was:
"the three eyed chicken of death loves anal monkey lovin. He eats pussy like a pig. The three eyed chicken of death isnt happy, though, he's very sad because robot wrestlers stole his vombot. To get it backl, the three eyed chicken of death must lick 10000 sick (READ:perverted) pirates. And if it's one thing that the three eyed chicken of death hates, it's sick pirates. "
Baddabing.
"zouchoudian, zinganthropus, Australopithecis afarensis" wtf?
i'm ready and willing to learn, i really am..."cult of the purgitive ayahuasca"--wtf?
hmm...
Dec 12, 2004

More Blogs

  • 09.06.05
    3

    Tuesday Sep 06, 2005

    today, i feel better
  • 09.05.05
    1

    Monday Sep 05, 2005

    i feel very stupid right now, i have a class where all the quizes…
  • 09.04.05
    0

    Sunday Sep 04, 2005

    today, today, today, right now!!!!! i went out last night, it was …
  • 09.03.05
    1

    Saturday Sep 03, 2005

    going to get more ink today!!!! i'm so happy, its kinda weir…
  • 09.02.05
    2

    Friday Sep 02, 2005

    yeah for not being friends... cause its really hard to try to be gro…
  • 08.31.05
    2

    Wednesday Aug 31, 2005

    today i'm going to the dentist... i feel very grown up about this bec…
  • 08.30.05
    1

    Tuesday Aug 30, 2005

    i'm so compleatly confused at this time. i didn't want to get out of…
  • 08.29.05
    3

    Monday Aug 29, 2005

    what do you mean the world doesn't stop and go at my command. tod…
  • 08.27.05
    1

    Sunday Aug 28, 2005

    i feel compleatly fucked up. not like wasted or anything like that, b…
  • 08.26.05
    2

    Friday Aug 26, 2005

    ahhhh sweet relief in the form of the crimson tide... now its time f…

We at SuicideGirls have been celebrating alternative pin-up girls for:

24
years
10
months
7
days
  • 5,509,826 fans
  • 41,393 fans
  • 10,327,617 followers
  • 4,684 SuicideGirls
  • 1,113,818 followers
  • 15,121,098 photos
  • 321,315 followers
  • 61,828,698 comments
  • Join
  • Profiles
  • Groups
  • Photos
  • Videos
  • Shop
  • Help
  • About
  • Press
  • LIVE

Legal/Tos | DMCA | Privacy Policy | 18 U.S.C. 2257 Record-Keeping Requirements Compliance Statement | Complaint / Content Removal Policy | Contact Us | Vendo Payment Support
©SuicideGirls 2001-2026

Press enter to search
Fast Hi-res

Click here to join & see it all...

Crop your photo