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Sunday Dec 12, 2004

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i'm ready..zouchoudian, zinganthropus, Australopithecis afarensis...i got this shit, i know my nasal indexes, my cranial moduels, sheeeet mothafucka....Homo sapiens neanderthalensis is goin down...word!
i know the orgin of fire...that just sounds cool. i'm not even gonna sweat this

parties rocked, i only embaressed myself like twice.
nobody liked my joke,
"you know who should make another album.....warren zevon"
i thought it was funny, guess i crossed the line.. that and when i started talking about the cult of the purgitive ayahuasca..... i forgot they were all psychologist and probally looked down on anything physical espicially vommiting and explosive diarrhea...
akasnuggles:
i shot something out of my nose @ the zevon joke! they were afraid to laugh, you should have made fun of em for it.
it's not like good ol warren's offended by it, right?

now, onto alienating the dimebag darrel fans! a santa clause joke is in there, try and find it.
the code was:
"the three eyed chicken of death loves anal monkey lovin. He eats pussy like a pig. The three eyed chicken of death isnt happy, though, he's very sad because robot wrestlers stole his vombot. To get it backl, the three eyed chicken of death must lick 10000 sick (READ:perverted) pirates. And if it's one thing that the three eyed chicken of death hates, it's sick pirates. "
Baddabing.
"zouchoudian, zinganthropus, Australopithecis afarensis" wtf?
i'm ready and willing to learn, i really am..."cult of the purgitive ayahuasca"--wtf?
hmm...
Dec 12, 2004

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