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phoolsfire

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Thursday Nov 25, 2004

Nov 25, 2004
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well that was realitivly painless. and now its over and i get to keep all the left over hootch. see, i can be hospitable for one day out of the year, and i didn't even have to brandish my bowie once.
going out to play bumper cars tonight, i could stay in if i had cabel. frown
better hit the shower first, i smell like turkey.
i don't care what anyone says this is not sexy.
akasnuggles:
whats with you and the bowie? eeek what kind of liquor did you make off with? Hopefully you dont whip out the bowie whilst drinking liquortheres probably an after school special dedicating to drunk people playing with knives.
its my understanding that theres a fetish for EVERYTHINGincluding turkey scented girls smile
and penguins just creep me out. Not to the point of, like, hunting themjustthey move oddly.
still in peoria?

[Edited on Nov 25, 2004 11:25PM]
Nov 25, 2004
phoolsfire:
i was even carving the turkey with my bowie and doing shots at the same time.................
ok, i'm not that cool.
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