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Thursday Sep 23, 2004

Sep 23, 2004
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sooo sleepy, its only 730, crapy weak, scary cannibal monkeys, must sleep surreal
hornitos:
HIYA
i had a dream the other night, that someone was telling me about some apes that tortured another ape and ripped off it's testicles and dragged the carcass around for hours. .
so i says " were they gorillas?"
and thay said. ."no, they were apes"
which confused me, because i always thought gorillas were apes. .
then i say " did they eat it too?"
and they said .."of course not, they're not animals"
and they handed me their phone and said "talk to my friend"
so isays "hello?"
and all i hear are crazy monkey sounds. .
so i hand the phone back
and then they hand the phone back to me and i hear
" i don't like him"
so i says " why not?"
and then i hear all kinds of crazy monkey noises again. .
but it turned out to be my alarm clock. .

have a great weekend!
Sep 23, 2004

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