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phoolsfire

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Wednesday Nov 05, 2003

Nov 5, 2003
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work work work.... eeek
i just got home and am no won my way to a tutorial session, its so much fun because the girl i help doesn't speak english very well, and she says things to incourporate dirty words all the time. i know she does it on purpose, which is funny becayse she is an older woman. she also says the most inaproiate things all the time. sunday we were working adn she just mater of factly told me how hard her nipples were because it was so cold. its so funny, sometimes i have dinner with her husband and its the same way. i'm suposed ot see that matrix movie when i get done, i hope it doesn't suck
hornitos:
so what's her native tongue?
that reminds me of when i used to work at this bakery, and this one guy from some eastern-bloc country used to come in everyday to buy a baquette. well he had exceptionally long fingernails and everytime i'd hand him his bread, he'd stab me with 'em. . mad
so it finally got to the point where i'd actually throw his bread on the counter so he wouldn't be able to dig his fingernails into me. . i hated that guy.
i've actually been talkin' out loud about the fact that i haven't had prime rib lately. . true!
btw , i told my mom i might have a friend visiting and she might need a place to stay for awhile. .
and she says "what's her name?"
and i said "phoolsfire!"
and then she looked at me like she was wishing she was playing bingo at that very moment. .

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Nov 5, 2003

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