today i have to spend time with this guy i used to know from high school, i want to know who thought this was a good idea, "yeah well get together, ill give you a call, well do lunch" and then they really do call and you go to lunch and its the most awkard hour of your day, and afterward you just feel yucky
, well tonight i have to go have drinks with this guy i used to be good friends with when i was 12. as you can imagine, i haven't lived up to the expectations that this guy's made for me. he has his masters in strategic (i cant even spell it) defense. and i fliped burgers for 4 years. i just know humiliations awaits, i hope i can only make it through the first round.

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helm:
And if all else fails, throw a napkin in his face, kick him in the gonads, and run. This has always worked wonders for me.
hornitos:
mmmm. . burger. . with everything on it including bacon and avocado!
