can't sleep 
i would normally take a midnight trip to the local wal-mart and boost my sense of self security in life, however i fear the mass hysteria that awaits, but i do need tea, and dieretics, i think i will brave the crazies. i feel so irritable i yelled at my father earlier while he was lecturing me on my speeding tickets, i usually...
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i would normally take a midnight trip to the local wal-mart and boost my sense of self security in life, however i fear the mass hysteria that awaits, but i do need tea, and dieretics, i think i will brave the crazies. i feel so irritable i yelled at my father earlier while he was lecturing me on my speeding tickets, i usually... Read More
today i will get out of bed!!! i have been sleeping way too much i'm like one of those frogs that submerges for the winter, but i get to leave for the southwest on thursday. 
i stil feel grossly inadequite. i attended a "party" the other night and while every one else was able to laugh and have fun i just felt awkard and out...
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i stil feel grossly inadequite. i attended a "party" the other night and while every one else was able to laugh and have fun i just felt awkard and out...
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storey:
If anyone gets under your skin you just tell them to fuck right the hell off. Works every time.
storey:
No need for the toilet. I wasnt that drunk. But tequila may become my mortal enemy from now on.
As for the memory.......When I was about 10 My family hid all of the kids presents in the house and gave us clues in riddle form as to the whereabouts of the gifts. It was great, and a fun time was had by all.
As for the memory.......When I was about 10 My family hid all of the kids presents in the house and gave us clues in riddle form as to the whereabouts of the gifts. It was great, and a fun time was had by all.
i feel so yucky and unpretty like in that tlc song....he he he
i got a speeding ticket today cause i was trying to get my roomate and her friend to lunch on time. the worse part was that the cop was all cool right, he was like" well i'm just gonna give you a warning citation" then he came back to my car with...
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i got a speeding ticket today cause i was trying to get my roomate and her friend to lunch on time. the worse part was that the cop was all cool right, he was like" well i'm just gonna give you a warning citation" then he came back to my car with...
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helm:
The trip was nice, but rather boring. Now I'm in charge of slowly making this big old house look like a home. After all the damn work I went to pack up the apartment, now I have to unpack it all here.... *SIGH*
i went and saw the return of the king, it was awsome as expected. i hate my hormonal flux it causes me to be mean and angry and short with the people i love for no reason. 
i think some religions got right when they isolate the women so they can understand their natural ebb and all that crap.
i think some religions got right when they isolate the women so they can understand their natural ebb and all that crap.
again today with the nothing doin. i didn't even get out of bed till 2. but then its time once again for my monthly hormonal rage. i can't seem to find a gift for my man type, i've looked all over, i have no idea what to get him. so far i've got some air freshner and a box of cadburry finggers. 
i'm stumped. i...
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i am consumed with apathy, today, however, i will triumph over the evils that have ensnared me. i will take out the garbage and take my car into the shop. this will be my nost productive day ever*evil laugh*
dude, i need to to do stuff. i have watched so much vh1 i've entered a whole new level of dorkdome. today will be different. i...
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dude, i need to to do stuff. i have watched so much vh1 i've entered a whole new level of dorkdome. today will be different. i...
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someone hit me on the head with an idiot stick, im such a dingaling. last night i was invited to a party and i had to turn into the asshole that had too much to drink. then i said some really nasty stuff and did some really stooopid things and now i'm such an idiot. i can make promises to not do this kind of...
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i feel a little better today, i'v learned that poeple are much easier to tolerate when your all doped up. i no longer find myself wanting to disagree with my nasty roomate, this is how i know its serious. i'm content to sit on the couch and look at the pretty sparkely christmass tee. 
i am desperatly looking forword to a trip that i and...
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i got the illness i'm dyin i'm dyin lord....
does anyone else get paranoid when they get the flu that the fever might last to long or get to high and do permenent brain damage.
i know its just the flu but i could end up a vegtable
does anyone else get paranoid when they get the flu that the fever might last to long or get to high and do permenent brain damage.
i know its just the flu but i could end up a vegtable
helm:
I already have brain damage!
my evil roomate and i are in the yuckiest passive-agressive war since the time i got into it with my therapist. she turns the heat up to 80 i turn it down to 65. she parks in my spot i park behind her then leave for 8 hours. she thinks she knows war without confrontation, shes gonna it in a whole new light. i hate...
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storey:
I have the same relationship with my roomie. One day I will impale her with the tools that she pretends to make, what she calls, art with. A day will come, Im sure, that she will come home and find her pug in the over. Or the freezer. Or both.
So in answer to your question: Yes Virginia, there is a Santa Claus and it is entirely justified to slaughter him and scatter his parts to the far corners of the world is hes an asshole roomate.
So in answer to your question: Yes Virginia, there is a Santa Claus and it is entirely justified to slaughter him and scatter his parts to the far corners of the world is hes an asshole roomate.
today i feel like doogie howsier, typing my secret insight to a shitty situation on my little computer. i took a test today. the secret to good grades is to dismiss all reason and common sense. i came to class prepared to fail not having read a sinlge word of information pretaining to the subject. to my wounderful surprise i got the highest grade ive...
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storey:
God, do I wish I could do that. the test I mean. not the alcohol, I can do that standing on my head.
helm:
I have a secret. I am Doogie Howser. Shhhhh.
It's good to see that you have your life's road mapped so well.
It's good to see that you have your life's road mapped so well.
i am consumed with apathy. i should do my work but instead i'm looking at girly pictures. and i have the suddeen urge to drive an hour to visit this resturant i havn't been to in like 6 months. i should be getting all freaked out about finals, but i feel more like o well i can always take the class again. 
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helm:
I have the urge to sleep, but that's probably just because it's 2 am.
I've already pretty much decided I'm going to devote some banners to some of my favorite pages, SG included of course, but I may just use them on general pages instead of Friends & Alllies. I'm going to go away now instead of continuing to ramble on monotonously...