phoolsfire

making up words is harder than it sounds, huh?

i havent sold my hair...yet. it is long and flowing, though, i'm curious as to how much i'll get for it. i might be offended if they offer less then...like...500$.
now that i've sworn off of swearing off orgasms, i could always sell my semen.
if i didnt need my car, i'd sell it.
i wonder if you can sell sexual favours on ebay

everybody's poor these days. maybe it's just the people i know.
i just spent my last 10$ on smokes...

walking in the rain? no umbrella? what kind of military chick are you? not even, like, jungle boots or anything?

...chronic damp? ....i kinda wanna know what it is. as odd as that sounds. does it have anything to do with potato salad? alot of things have to do with potato salad. maybe potato salad is the cure!
you should look into that!

phones are the devil.

isnt all love emotional? or am i missing something here?

alcohol free is for pussies!

"i don't know, i mean what if she's like the rest of the stuff i remember from hawaii.. perfect and unrealistic. and ultimatly disapointing.. ????"
well put! very well put!

"i'll stab you in the throat"? is that, like, a passing threat or one that deserves attention?
pot is always a good idea, even when it's a bad idea!
everyone seems to have a fucked up family 'cept for me. i feel left out
ocean's 12 sucked? goddamnit, i was kinda looking forward to it. really liked the first one. well, the remake of the original. or reimagining or whatever.
lemonny snickets--big surprise!
the incredibles...er...you watch some kiddy shit, dont ya? er...

hot dogs should come with warnings.

the comments i most often get from guys about the going down thing is "too close to the arsehole" and "dude...they pretty much pee from there...!" which makes me giggle every fucking time.

i dub thee Queen of Avoidance, by the way

Floridais the abbreviation FL or FLA? It's like Arkansas with that, AK or AKS? Waaait, it's AK. Nevermind.
Ever see Igby Goes Down?
What's the deal on the anthropology lesson?
Bananas...i fucking HATE the smell of bananas. But, i guess if that'll curb the sickness, that's what i'll eat.
Here's a weird bit of...weirdness. I love watermelon flavoured candies, but cant really stand the taste of real watermelon. I've come to associate the smell and taste of fake watermelon with real watermelon, so i'm always being tricked into eating the real thing.

Oooh, and my gift og global warming should be here by friday(ish). up in the fifties here!
i dunno how good that is, but it's better than the 20s and below.

I also used to practice with a compound bow every summer a few weeks before summer camp, so I could show off my skills at the archery range.

ever read On the Road by Kerouac? the biggest thing i took away from it was that if you were gonna hitch hike someplace in the winter, bring alotta whisky!
just keep telling yrself that you have to make it to March, even though it's been known the snow in March, it still sounds better than April or...May or whenever the weather is good.
"we are conduits of shit" i have no idea what that means, but i agree!
I gave everyone the same gift this year, the gift of global warming! i put in 9 years of smoking for this, and damnit, noone thanked me.
i see how you people are............

Glad I'm not the only one with a demented family

c'mon, where's all the christmas cheer?
Merry X-Mas, by the way. I hope you get well liquored up and enjoy your eccentric family! Tiding of joy and all that!
("joyous holiday of santa's birth"--brilliant!)

[Edited on Dec 24, 2004 9:32PM]

I just had a brilliant thought.

If a couch potato is someone who sits on a couch all day, then is a couch baked potato someone who sits on a couch all day and smokes herb? And what would a couch tater tot be? Or a couch potato chip?

I guess these ideas merit further thought.

law enforcement folk call young prostitutes "Prosti-tots," so i'm guessing a "couch tater tot" is similar to a couch prosti-tot....er....or it could be a midget whom sits about all day?
alas, i forgot what i was originally going to say...er...i really liked collateral? fuckit.

"i've built walls
a fortress deep and mighty
that none may penetrate
i have no need of friendship
friendship causes pain
its laughter and its loving i disdain"

oh, to be blessed with a hippie/anarchist mother

rainbow snot? ewww

i hate sitting trough bad movies.

I actually rented Deuces Wild when it first came out and never got a chance to watch it. From the previews it looked decent. I'm glad i didnt get around to checking it out
yuck 3 coloured snotsounds like a sinus infection. Try Sudifed, Robitussin, and Ibuprofen. That shit usually works well-ish. Shteeve sez 100 proof or better vodka and orange juice helps him kick flues and such. The alky kills the shit and the vitamin C helps cure you.
And if it doesnt work, after a few doses, you wont really care...
Then there's the tanic acid thing. Tanic acid helps the immune system and such. It's found in most teas. I think chamomile would be a good bet. You should prolly have some-o-dat. Most chicks do
The thing about viruses is, it's seven to ten days from the point of infection till you start showing signs, and then another seven to ten days for you to kick it. Usually. I think that's the general rule of thumb. Or whatever.
About Deuces Wild...Mark Bensi was the music editor, but the dude you prolly wanna castrate and lobotomize is Scott Silvey (the sound designer), it was his bright idea to make the shit sound like...well, shit. Neither man would be missed, cinematically.
Silvey did 61*a decent flick about Mantle and Maris' race to beat Babe Ruth's home run record. And Playing Goda POS gangster flick with Duchovny as a drug addled surgeon, Andy Garcia (i think) as a gangster (or high powered drug dealer), and Angelina Jolie as his wife (or girlfriend). Those are the only two i've ever heard of.
And I've never even heard of Mark Bensii say off with his head!
and so on. you mentioned two things i could go on and on and on about--movies and illness. i shall stop here.

[Edited on Dec 22, 2004 1:30AM]

ugh. never locked myself out of the house. locked myself out of my car once.....when it was still running....at 3 am in the morning...in the blockbuster parkinglot in campus town. luckily there was a cop there that couldnt do shit for me!
a campus cop overheard the real cop on the radio calling in about my problem and stopped by and popped the lock. heh.

look on the bright side, atleast yr not going to be miserable in class! you can rest all you want.

if youve got the time, drop by. i'll be up by 2-ish. work at 4, home by nine. free after that.

oh, if you do drop by, the back door is the best way to get me. just follow the driveway, you cant miss it.

please, please, PLEASE(!!!) tell me yr wanting to see Finding Neverland because of the story and not cos yr a nouveau Depp fan.
that kills me. i over heard some chicks at work (students, not actual workers) saying that theyve seen everything since Pirates OTC. they were parroting generic cinema phrases like "He cant be typecast!"
motherfucker.
if you didnt know that when he went from Platoon to Scissorhands to Cry-Baby to Gilbert Grape, then you...nevermind.
people piss me off.
you're friends sound like mine.
me: "Wanna see PhoneBooth?"
Sammy or David or Guy or Miles etc: "Do what?"
me: "PhoneBooth. it's about a dude that's trapped in a phonebooth by a sniper. it looks badass."
them: "Oh, bad, alot of action?"
me: "Nah, prolly not...he's stuck in a phonebooth, you know. it's a suspence type thing."
them: "Dude...gay, lets see A Man Apart!"
me: *sigh* "Whatever."

hang on a minute...clive barker did a david copperfield movie?
i'm so disheartened...
are we talking B&W adams family or the ones with christina ricci and raoul julia?

dude.....you're dr evil guy is BRILLIANT!
i was thinking about getting some NAMBLA t-shirts and putting them on ebay as "punk, emo, retro, goth" t-shirts. those kids'll buy ANYTHING! you know, as long as its described as "punk, emo, retro, goth".
i'd prolly have to make my own NAMBLA tees, the guys at t-shirt house will prolly shit themselves....and my name'll be put on the FBI watch list.....again. either way, it's be funny...and a good way to grab some bank.
(NAMBLA is the north american man-boy love association, if you didnt know)
"structural anthropology," eh? like the trinity, betrayal, ressurection thingie between christianity and egyption thingie? that's kinda badass--it's the relegious thingie i quote most against christians. that the christ story was around waaay before christ .
see, quick learner!
i'll be an anthropolathingie in no time!