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Me: "Do something with this please." *hands off overly strong cup of Jack with a splash of coke*
Nef:"I'm putting it in the freezer."
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Me:"Why?"
Nef: "Cause it'll be fun. It's not gonna freeze. It's just gonna get really cold and one day......I'll drink it."

Jack Daniels and I have not had the best of relationships. When I was very young, I smelled him and his warm aroma and hated it instantly. I got a bit older, started drinking vodka and kissed Jack. One peck was enough to tell me I was not at all interested, no matter how good he looked. He was kind of an asshole.

But, my fiance is very close to Jack. In fact, Jack may very well be the best man at our wedding. And so, with plenty of Jack and a distinct lack of good vodka (notice I say good; there was some very cheap, diluted vodka; therefore, undrinkable) I decided to talk it out with Mr. Daniels.

He came on too strong, as he always has with me. "Oh, darling, just a tip of my top and you'll be set....maybe just a bit more...bit more....one more splash...and there you go, love." I shook my head, but did as he requested.

Once that coke flavored Jack hit my throat though, I was done. He begged, tempted me with a good drunkenness. But I passed him up in favor of some good organic vanilla chai.

Until next time, Jack.