I got off from work 3 hours ago, and I have to go back in 6. Paperwork is driving me insane. And not in that funny, good, healthy way, either.
Granted, I sold my soul to The Man, but in exchange I was supposed to get to do some exciting shit. I have now gone more than 8 months without getting to do anything neat like skydiving, surfing, or serious partying. The outings here are very fucking depressing--everyone's drinking just to drink, and no one is interested in having fun.
It's so fucking cold, my dick gets close to freezing to my short shorts when I go running.
I really can't wait 'till my contract is over with. Then, it's 2 cozy years with the Guard, while I re-experience college bachanallia, hopefully somewhere along the lines of the Old School screenplay.
I don't even know what to post here. I almost feel fucking ashamed that I have nothing interesting to share with anyone.
I bought the old Shogun TV series on DVD for the sheer reason that I had nothing to do in this cold, frozen, depressing place. Shogun! Richard fucking Chamberlain playing at being a Samurai!
Tomorrow is Friday. It's official--road trip it is. Time to spend 2 days in towns we've never been to before, getting wasted at bars where no one speaks English, and crashing in shitty motels.
It's either that or a from dawn 'till dawn marathon in the cosmopolitan gem that is Seoul.
Until then, I think a showing of "Lifeforce" is in order. Nothing like the UK getting invaded by space vampires to spice up an otherwise intolerable cycle of hours.
3 more months until the Greek/Dutch/maybe Irish vacation.
And PS: Nothing makes for the perfect end cap to my shitty day than this post screwing up my profile page's alignment. Is there an "AAAAARGH!!! MOTHERFUCKER!!!" emoticon perchance?
Granted, I sold my soul to The Man, but in exchange I was supposed to get to do some exciting shit. I have now gone more than 8 months without getting to do anything neat like skydiving, surfing, or serious partying. The outings here are very fucking depressing--everyone's drinking just to drink, and no one is interested in having fun.
It's so fucking cold, my dick gets close to freezing to my short shorts when I go running.
I really can't wait 'till my contract is over with. Then, it's 2 cozy years with the Guard, while I re-experience college bachanallia, hopefully somewhere along the lines of the Old School screenplay.
I don't even know what to post here. I almost feel fucking ashamed that I have nothing interesting to share with anyone.
I bought the old Shogun TV series on DVD for the sheer reason that I had nothing to do in this cold, frozen, depressing place. Shogun! Richard fucking Chamberlain playing at being a Samurai!
Tomorrow is Friday. It's official--road trip it is. Time to spend 2 days in towns we've never been to before, getting wasted at bars where no one speaks English, and crashing in shitty motels.
It's either that or a from dawn 'till dawn marathon in the cosmopolitan gem that is Seoul.
Until then, I think a showing of "Lifeforce" is in order. Nothing like the UK getting invaded by space vampires to spice up an otherwise intolerable cycle of hours.
3 more months until the Greek/Dutch/maybe Irish vacation.
And PS: Nothing makes for the perfect end cap to my shitty day than this post screwing up my profile page's alignment. Is there an "AAAAARGH!!! MOTHERFUCKER!!!" emoticon perchance?
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Internet access would have been amazing. "Mash" (the movie) came out while we were there, and the Army banned it. But somehow it got challenged in the US Courts, and the ban was overturned. Boy the crowds on the base for the first showings were something else.