So I shaved my face with my girlfriends shaver the other day, I hd more cuts than A russian hooker has sores in March. My face was so dry that not even the soothing sounds of Coombya (or however the hell you spell it) coming out of her Jewish roomates room could sooth it, ( and yes I sad Jewish, dont ask) Then all she had was Mango lotion to put on my face so I spent all day smelling lke 99 cent middle school girl chapstick and attracting the bees.
how was your day?
how was your day?