phobos

"I remember that stupid dog from Duck Hunt that ruined my childhood via laughing at me whenever I missed those stupid ducks, causing me to cheat by standing right next to the television and just shooting the ducks as soon as they showed up (and even that wouldnt work after a certain period of time, which is probably part of the reason that Ive never really been a big fan of dogs or guns). That stupid dog may have destroyed my childhood, but it didnt get rid of my childlike naivety, as I naturally assumed that the dog was actually a device created by the dark lord Satan in order to punish me for the sins that I had done when I was 5. On the other hand, I really miss having an imagination."
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