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Saturday Jun 03, 2006

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Ahhhhh....HAHAHA!

Why do I think it's so funny that the Smuckers Microwaveable Hot Fudge Topping bottle says "Caution: Do not shake hot bottle".

Come on, baby. Shake the hot bottle. SHAKE IT!!! shocked
ta2dmom:
I LOVED your response on the CE boards today! AWESOME point! wink
And I say shake the hot bottle. You can always repent later! tongue
Jun 6, 2006
dexy:
instructions on most products are highly amusing. Dremel hand rotary tools came with very specific guides stating they were not for home dental purposes....

ice jock straps? do guys really do that? i am now hoping that after putting ice down the front of my drunk friend's trousers tonight doesn't result in increasing his chances of impregnating some even drunker skank...

ARRR!!!
Jun 10, 2006

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