I have two pieces of news:
1. I have been diagnosed with "Restless Leg Syndrome". This explains why I haven't had a decent night's sleep in about 10 years, and why my past girlfriends have complained of me randomly kicking them in the night.
2. Portland State wants to hire me as an adjunct professor starting spring term. Professor Bray, that's right. Or maybe Professor Otter, that sounds a bit better...
1. I have been diagnosed with "Restless Leg Syndrome". This explains why I haven't had a decent night's sleep in about 10 years, and why my past girlfriends have complained of me randomly kicking them in the night.
2. Portland State wants to hire me as an adjunct professor starting spring term. Professor Bray, that's right. Or maybe Professor Otter, that sounds a bit better...
VIEW 15 of 15 COMMENTS
Have I ever told you that otters are my most favourite animal ever!.. it would seriously be my dream pet to have an otter.. heheh.. they are soo cute..!