philipfry

I have put forth a decree to the universe. And upon hearing my words the universe did tremble in fear of consequence. "Two women shall vie for my affections," I hath spoke. "Upon returning to the land of sea and golden sunshine Olivia Munn and Kelly Clarkson shall meet on the field of battle for my love and undying devotion! For I command it and what I command is law."

God Im a ham. But I suppose it will only make me a better actor.

AnimeExpo is in a week. To quote Stimpson J Cat " I can hardly contain myself!!"

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