I am afeered of the level of hypersensitivity and stupidity of the american pubnlic nowadays. Blinking light brights are not bombs geniuses! If they were bombs they would be inconspicuous. And not around for two frikking weeks. And why is Boston the only city out of 10 major cities that decided to freak the fuck out? People are stupid and I thats why I hate them. 
COMPLETELY REASONABLE JOKE TERRIFIES DIM WITTED CITY OFFICIALS