philipfry

I am afeered of the level of hypersensitivity and stupidity of the american pubnlic nowadays. Blinking light brights are not bombs geniuses! If they were bombs they would be inconspicuous. And not around for two frikking weeks. And why is Boston the only city out of 10 major cities that decided to freak the fuck out? People are stupid and I thats why I hate...
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Gypsy feet are bad lately. I just want to get the hell out of this town. But Id really like a travelling partner. I wouldnt mind heading back east. Of even out of the country. I just cant stand this place right now. Maybe its my work or maybe I just need to keep on a movin. Its been three years in town and nothing...
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I played goalie yesterday for the first time since my surgery. I didnt do to bad but I ended up losing off a gay ass goal. But on the brighter side of my hockey world my goal mask (which is finally finished and I nned to take some pics) was a big hit with everybody. I gots mads love for its. Ive been watching too...
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A few weeks ago while I was still in parts I was sleep deprived and mind wandering I wrote this down. For whatever reason I felt like throwing it out here for people to ogle and point and laugh.

"Ive since moved on, yet here are these memories and feelings returning, like some repo man coming to take what I thought was mine free and...
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Its just one of them days. If I were an anime character (which deep down I really, really wanna be when I grow up) there would be a black cloud around my face obscuring my eyes, I would be shaking my clenched fist with a little red cross on my forehead. My mouth would be huge with fangs as I yelled about how stupid everything...
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Im going to change my name to Philip J Fry. Because really aside from the being frozen for 1000 years and being a bit of an imbecile our lives are very the same. Especially the whole asking the same girl out multiple times and being turned down all the time but never being smart enough to stop. I need some space tape worms to inhabit...
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I bought a car for my Dad off eBay. Its an 89 Buick Century. It needs a bit of work but for $150 I cant complain to much. Worst case scenario it will need a new trans but Im still only into the car for about a grand at that point. Im hoping that its something minor (relatively speaking) like the torque converter. I love...
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Ive talked about them before but Breaking Benjamin are such an awesome band. Ive listened to their latest album, Phobia, so many times but I still wont stop listening. This song has been sticking in my head alot lately. Stupid ex-wife grumble grumble....

Here We Are by Breaking Benjamin

Sing it for me
I cant erase the stupid things I say
Youre better than...
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Good news everyone!! One of my favorite episodes of Futurama is on right now. The one where Fry drinks 100 cups of coffee. And in other good news Ive started spraying my mask with clearcoat. Its all painted and almost game ready! Only about 10 more coats to go. Pics to come shortly...Oh and one final note. Last night at Rockstar karaoke (its karaoke with...
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I was bouncing around a small portion of the site and came upon the realization that there are far to many people here and way to many SuicideGirls to ever get to know and read about and more or less experience. Its kinda sad because the few people I talk to and read their blogs are really cool. Maybe I should just quit my job...
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The wind blows. In both senses of that phrase. I might as well throw a sail on a skateboard and use that to get to work. It would save me some gas and as hard as the wind is around here right now it would prolly be just as fast. Final release from the doctor is tomorrow. Then on Monday when Im back at work...
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Theres nothing good on TV right now. Theres supposed to be hockey on tonight but instead its some crap called world combat league. Blecch. And Im a dumb ass for not remembering I dont have a 10mm socket at home so I could finish putting in a new wiper motor in my truck. I suck lately.