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It is with the saddest heart that I must pass on the following news. Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.

Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including...
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sureality:
So I noticed you dug the last bailey set! If you are interested you can read about behind the scenes info in my Oct. 31st journal entry. So did you notice the burning car? Most people mised it. Its our fun little "plant".
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When things in your lives seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar and the 2 cups of coffee.

I had a professor who stood before my philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to...
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shesinparties:
that's awesome. glad you wrote me.
kay:
I have been called a pocket weasel for a few years now. smile

~cheers
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Five Levels of Hangovers

One Star Hangover (*)
No pain. No real feeling of illness. You're able to function relatively well. However, you are still parched. You can drink 5 cokes and still feel this way. For some reason, you are craving a steak & fries.

Two Star Hangover (**)
No pain, but something is definitely amiss. You may look okay, but you have the...
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kay:
Amen.

Indeed, I left half of my ass on the fender of the truck. Seriously. Minus 40 is hard on flesh.

~cheers
pinkfuckermeow:
Ha ha ha that shit is so funny! me and my room mate usually have the **** hangovers! smile
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Ok, ok, ok I know its been a while since I went to a club to try to find a girl for the night/week/whatever, but I noticed something last night when I went to the bar for a beer...

All the girls go to the bar in groups. So what, they dont want to drink alone, who does? But do you realize just how difficult...
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adelina:
hahaha, i love this journal entry.. you are funny...wink biggrin

so i guess last night at the club/bar wasn't successful? tongue

kiss
pheonixryzyng:
no far from it... it was supermodel night or something and i spent most of the night in a caustic coma under the bar... wink really i wasnt there to find anyone... just wanted a beer....
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First things first... I want to start with my favorite quote: "Why blindly follow that path which another has cleaved for you when the world is begging to be explored first hand, with eyes wide open. As such, do not fear the unknown, seek it out. For in doing you will then master your fear." I penned that in the 8th grade while attending John...
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pinkfuckermeow:
I like u. u seem like like a very cool guy and it seems as though we have alot in common. smile oh and BTW nice journal entry! xoxo - PINKY