So, I have Stigmata.
OK not really but here's what's up.
I have very chapped palms because well, because I do all my own dishes and I ALWAYS forget to put on hand cream.
Now in my fitness class I CLAP, I clap a lot and I clap LOUDLY.
The result is that my palms have split and are bleeding and I swear to God (ok that's funny) that it looks like I have stigmata..."the wounds of Christ"
Being the "upright Catholic girl" that I am, I'm trying to figure out how much money I can make off my "wounds".
Really, what's the going "donation" to have a haggard single mother of two with Stigmata pray for you?
This also has me thinking what if those "mystics" of the past who've claimed to have stigmata were in fact just suffering from the lack of hydration?
What if stigmata of the palms was just...dish pan hands?
OK not really but here's what's up.
I have very chapped palms because well, because I do all my own dishes and I ALWAYS forget to put on hand cream.
Now in my fitness class I CLAP, I clap a lot and I clap LOUDLY.
The result is that my palms have split and are bleeding and I swear to God (ok that's funny) that it looks like I have stigmata..."the wounds of Christ"
Being the "upright Catholic girl" that I am, I'm trying to figure out how much money I can make off my "wounds".
Really, what's the going "donation" to have a haggard single mother of two with Stigmata pray for you?
This also has me thinking what if those "mystics" of the past who've claimed to have stigmata were in fact just suffering from the lack of hydration?
What if stigmata of the palms was just...dish pan hands?
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poweredbyink:
A friend of mine had the clap once.
big_boy:
Most cathplic girls I know are super naughty 