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Monday Sep 08, 2008

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Men, I need your help.
As you may or may not know my "very good friend" 'Zorba is a rabid NE Patriots fan.
INSANE fan.
He has season tickets and an entire room painted in the OFFICIAL Patriots colors.
Tom Brady, the "star" quaterback, is possibly out for the season and I KNOW 'Zorba's feeling low.
WaaAAAaay low.
I can't even begin to fathom how low he must feel about this news.
Last year when the whole "Videogate" scandal erupted he just about crawled into a hole and died.
Now this news coupled with the fact that he's been out of work for nearly two months and I am concerned for his well being.

I need advice.
How you I handle this very sticky situation?
Is there something I should be doing?
Something I should stay away from?

Any advice would be greatly appreciated.
VIEW 9 of 9 COMMENTS
flashmo:
Give him a BLOWJOB! NOW!

At least one a day (more often when it seems appropriate) will not cure all of his ills, but it will improve his attitude about it all.
Sep 8, 2008
aldremech:
Flashmo is a true genius. However, finding a suitable distraction during football season may prove to be a bit tricky.
Sep 8, 2008

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