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Wednesday Jul 09, 2008

Jul 9, 2008
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Is it odd that I've become obsessed with becoming an ordained minister with the Universal Life Church simply because I can?

I have no burning religious need to minister to people...yet, I just think it's cool.

I could perform wedding ceremonies at like the gym or in a theater or anywhere!!!

I'm liking this idea.

I could start my own ministry.

I wonder if I could start my own church, we could all wear OUTFITS.

This could be what gets me out of my funk.

I wonder if I get a title?
Goddess might be asking for too much, Mother sounds...Old....HIGH PRIESTESS!!!!

OH YEAH!!!

EDIT 1:00PM
I DID IT!
My application is in review and I should be ordained within 72 hours!!
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aldremech:
Welcome to the fold biggrin I was ordained March 30, 2000. I have done 2 weddings and a baptism so far. Someone asked me to do a funeral, but I wasn't able to preside that day. It's been a little slow metaphysically around here surreal
Jul 9, 2008
realistic67:
As long as you don't become a Nun... that would be a loss to the world.

Jul 9, 2008

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